You know your drinking’s really out of hand when you need a beer THIS badly . . .
A guy near Philadelphia wanted some beer on Wednesday, but it was four in the morning and everything was closed.
So he went to a beer distributor . . . and crashed through the front doors with his SUV.
No one was there, so nobody got hurt. But the dumbest part is he only stole TWO BEERS.
He reached through the broken doors . . . grabbed two cans of Bud Ice that cost $1.25 each . . . then got back in his SUV, and left.
Last we heard, police were still looking for him. But security cameras got the whole thing on video, and there’s a pretty clear shot of his face.
The owner of the store says he caused about $15,000 worth of damage.