Regardless of whether you were “naughty” or “nice” this year, you’re going to get Christmas presents.
It’s like how you basically HAVE to tip a server even if they’re terrible.
Or how we HAVE to elect one of these idiots president.
A new survey found the top 10 NAUGHTY things we did this year. Check ’em out . . .
- 57% faked being sick to get out of doing something.
- 52% used their kids as an excuse to get out of doing something.
- 33% threw trash in a recycling bin.
- 33% lied to their significant other about where they were going or what they were doing.
- 29% had sexual thoughts about their significant other’s friends.
- 27% gossiped. Which seems WAY too low.
- 19% of people in relationships cheated. Which seems kinda high, right?
- 17% cheated on their taxes.
- 8% bullied someone.
- And 7% of the people who found a purse or wallet KEPT it.