The Area 51 Raid Was Supposed to Go Down at 3:00 A.M. This Morning

If you’re listening to me right now and NOT sitting in a military prison in Nevada, I guess that means you didn’t join in on the raid of Area 51.

Yes, the viral sensation that was a joke then not a joke then a joke again then a music festival then nothing then maybe a smaller music festival was scheduled for 3:00 A.M. today.

I’m sure if anything really did go down, we’ll hear the reports soon enough.  Unless the government doesn’t WANT us to.

Then we’ll have to raid Area 51 to get the classified files about the raid of Area 51. 

(CNN)