Dewitos . . . Dorito-Flavored Mountain Dew?

Dewitos . . . Dorito-Flavored Mountain Dew?

Taco Bell had insane success when they integrated Doritos into their world, and made the Doritos Locos Tacos. But maybe other companies misinterpreted that success, and thought it meant adding Doritos to ANYTHING would increase sales. Because this sounds NASTY....