It’s not lonely or sad at all to pay $25-a-month to CATFISH YOURSELF.
Two new services just launched, called Invisible Boyfriend and Invisible Girlfriend . . . and they both create the most authentic looking FAKE relationship possible for you.
They cost $24.99 per month . . . which includes 100 texts from your fake boyfriend or girlfriend, including responses when you text them . . . plus 10 voicemails, one handwritten note, and even some photos.
The founders say the texts and calls won’t come from a robot . . . they’ve figured out a, quote, “secret sauce” that seems to combine auto responses and real responses from humans to make everything seem as real as possible.
So why would someone sign up? The founders proposed a few scenarios: Tricking your Bible belt grandparents so they don’t know you’re gay . . . practicing for how you’d handle a real relationship . . . or fending off a coworker who’s hitting on you.
You can sign up for the service at InvisibleBoyfriend.com or InvisibleGirlfriend.com.