Would You Get an “IRS” Tattoo If You Never Had to Pay Taxes Again?


I’m going to go out on a limb and say you don’t like paying taxes. It’s okay, I won’t tell Bernie Sanders on you. So . . . what’s it worth to you to NEVER pay them again?

A new survey asked people what they’d be willing to do for a tax-free future. Here are the results . . .

  1. Get an “IRS” tattoo, 27% would do it.
  2. Move to a different country, 16%.
  3. Clean the toilets at Chipotle for three years, 11%.
  4. Stop talking for six months, 10%.
  5. Name your first-born child “Taxes,” 8%.
  6. Sell a kidney, 6%.
  7. Assuming you’d get away with it, murder someone, 4%.
  8. Spend a year in prison, 4%.

The survey also asked people what they’d rather do than work on their taxes. Here are those answers . . .

  1. Do the laundry, 77%.
  2. Cut the grass, 60%.
  3. Teach your kids how to budget, 48%.
  4. Cook Thanksgiving dinner for your in-laws, 47%.
  5. Paint your house, 45%.
  6. Change a baby’s diaper, 43%.
  7. Talk to your kids about sex, 35%.
  8. Fold 100 fitted sheets, 32%.
  9. Miss a connecting flight, 23%.
  10. Spend the night in jail, 13%.
  11. Break your arm, 8%.

And finally, 5.7% of people say they’ve already given up and they’re planning on paying their taxes after Tax Day.


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