What Weird Product Does Every State Shop For More Than Anyone Else?

You can buy SO many dumb things thanks to the Internet . . . and apparently, across this fine country, we’re buying ALL of them.

The real estate website Estately just did a study of Google Shopping searches to see what WEIRD product every state is shopping for more than anyone else . . . and the results did not disappoint.

Here are ten highlights . . .

  1.  The people in Colorado shop for the “Borat” mankini more than anyone else.
  2.  People in Oklahoma shop for zombie survival kits more than anyone else.
  3.  Kansas . . . plus-size lingerie wholesale. (As a known chubby chaser AND a known cheapskate, this is like my dream scenario.)
  4.  South Carolina . . . adult Underoos.
  5.  Massachusetts . . . velour track suits.
  6.  Wisconsin . . . Truck Nuts. Those are plastic testes you dangle from a trailer hitch.
  7.  Nebraska . . . jorts, or jean shorts.
  8.  TEXAS: Confederate flag bumper stickers / truck gun rack / motorized kayak (the Rascal of kayaks)
  9.  West Virginia . . . Confederate flag bikinis. That’s strange, West Virginia only became a state when it split off from Virginia during the Civil War to be part of the Union.
  10.  Indiana . . . blow-up dolls.

(Estately

(Here are the complete results for every state.)