The FDA Approved a Drug That Can Dissolve Your Double Chin

The FDA Approved a Drug That Can Dissolve Your Double Chin

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We’ve all had that moment . . . you turn on your cell phone to take a photo, it’s still on the selfie setting, and see what your chin looks like from a low angle. And it’s HORRIFYING. So I feel like this drug is going to be worth BILLIONS.

The FDA just approved a new drug called Kybella that targets and dissolves the fat in your DOUBLE CHIN. It’s the first method they’ve approved to get rid of neck fat without surgery.

A dermatologist just gives you a bunch of injections of Kybella under your jaw line, and it goes right to work. It might take a few sessions, but you’ll be healed in a few days and you won’t even need bandages.

And now, the downside. Kybella isn’t approved to eliminate fat in OTHER parts of your body . . . and even worse, a few of the people who used it in clinical trials wound up with NERVE INJURIES that warped their faces. But hey, most of them didn’t?

It’s scheduled to go on sale next month.

(CNN)

A White Woman Is Suing a Sperm Bank After She Wound Up With a Black Baby

A White Woman Is Suing a Sperm Bank After She Wound Up With a Black Baby

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36-year-old Jennifer Cramblett of Uniontown, Ohio went to a sperm bank in Downers Grove, Illinois back in 2011. And she’s white, so she picked a white guy as the donor.

But when she gave birth in August of 2012, she had a baby girl that was MIXED RACE. Turns out the sperm bank had mislabeled the donor and he was actually a black guy.

So now Jennifer is SUING them. The suit says she and her lesbian partner Amanda love their daughter, but raising her has been stressful . . . because they live in an all-white town.

The suit says Jennifer grew up stereotyping non-white people, didn’t meet any black people until college, and says she has, quote, “limited cultural competency relative to African Americans.”

Jennifer also says her family has already had ENOUGH trouble embracing her homosexuality, so she doubts they’ll embrace her daughter.

She’s suing for wrongful birth and breach of warranty.

 

(Chicago Tribune)