The Type Of Man You’ll Definitely Divorce, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

The Type Of Man You’ll Definitely Divorce, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Astrology can tell us things about ourselves and our partners. There are some zodiac signs that ultimately don’t get along. And while there may be a great attraction, the relationship probably won’t be a successful one.

Here’s the kind of man you’re going to divorce, according to your zodiac sign.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Aries women are most likely to seek a divorce from Virgo and Libra spouses. Virgos, because they have a tendency to be too cautious and practical. A Libra partner won’t work out because of their intense dislike of conflict, which will annoy the Aries woman.

If her husband lacks initiative, spends too much time considering every option before doing anything, and/or tries to limit her freedom, the marriage is done for the Aries woman.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Taurus women may be drawn to Scorpio men, but since both signs are stubborn and tend to get intensely jealous, any marriage between them probably won’t last. Divorce isn’t something that a Taurus enters into lightly, so any problems will need to be so major that they can’t be worked out (such as infidelity, or a spouse who doesn’t value home and family).

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Geminis actually have a high likelihood of getting divorced. This is because they get easily bored and tend to make impulsive decisions. Geminis will most likely divorce Sagittarius and Aquarius men. The problem is that all three of these signs have such intellectual curiosity that pulls them in different directions.

Freedom and diversity are both very important to Geminis, and having the same issues come up again and again just makes them want to get out of a marriage fast.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Cancer women are most likely to divorce Aquarius men. For a Cancer individual, their home and family is everything to them, and having a home base is essential. But Aquarians thrive on change, novelty, and like to keep on the move. It’s emotions where Cancers and Aquarians really differ. Aquarius tend to be emotionally detached, whereas Cancers have intense moods and emotions.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

The marriages between Leo women and Aries or Sagittarius men are the ones most likely to lead to divorce. Leo women aren’t that into the natural assertiveness of Aries, and it can get to the point where the Leo woman feels overwhelmed by it.

Because Sagittarius spouses constantly have their focus on their next big trip or change, a Leo wife may feel that she’s not getting all the attention she needs from her husband. Also, Leos have a ton of pride, and when it gets in the way of compromise and behavior change, it can damage a marriage.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Since Virgos are perfectionists, they’re going to divorce anyone who doesn’t do what they’re supposed to do. It can be any sign who doesn’t do their share of the household chores, ignores his wife, and refuses to talk about what’s happening in his head. Want a divorce from a Virgo? Just sit on your ass and do nothing.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Although a marriage between a Libra and a Leo should work, it usually ends up crashing and burning. It could be because Libra’s flirtatious nature gets in the way of Leo’s need for being the center of attention.

Libras prefer that people get along and things be harmonious, so they’ll do everything in their power to make a marriage last, even if that means sacrificing their own needs and desires. Ultimately, Libra won’t be able to keep everything bottled up and will explode.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Scorpios are very strong and domineering. They like to be the one who makes all the important decisions in a marriage, which wouldn’t go over too well with an Aquarius spouse. Aquarius have almost an exaggerated need for freedom, which would clash with Scorpio’s inherent possessiveness and cause a marriage to completely break apart.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

The sign that Sagittarius is mostly likely to marry in the first place is a Sagittarius — because who better to understand them? Since the obligations of marriage scare the crap out of Sagittarians, they try really hard not to marry; they know it won’t end well.

If they go against every instinct they have and marry, the minute their spouse tries to tie them down or if the marriage begins to feel like it’s in a rut, Sagittarius is out and the marriage is over.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

There’s a high probability that a marriage between a Capricorn woman and a Gemini man will end in a divorce due to a personality clash. Quiet, considerate Capricorn and talkative and playful Gemini aren’t the best suited for a long-term relationship together.

Over time, Capricorn will become annoyed with a Gemini husband’s tendency to be flaky and undependable — two of the very worst traits a person can possess, according to a Capricorn. On the bright side, the divorce will be so amicable that they may end up being much closer divorced than they ever were married.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Aquarius are most likely to divorce a Taurus. At first, an Aquarius woman will be charmed by the sensual nature of a Taurus man, but his stubbornness will cause many conflicts between them. Also, staying home most of the time will lose its charm for Aquarius pretty quickly.

The worst is when these two signs get in an argument, which is likely since Aquarians can be a bit argumentative, and neither one will budge.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Pisces often have a very unrealistic idea of what their marriage will be like, and when things start to get real it can be difficult for a marriage to last. However, Pisces is going to do everything in their power to make a marriage work. But if they’re married to a Libra, no matter how much they try, it won’t work. Pisces need some alone time and Libras want to be with their partners 24/7.

Words That Help Your Dating Profile . . . and the Ones That Kill It

Words That Help Your Dating Profile . . . and the Ones That Kill It

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You didn’t realize it, but apparently you needed to have a thesaurus next to you when you filled out your online dating profile.

A new study found the words that help you get your profile noticed and the ones that are killing you.

The best way for a man to describe himself is . . . “physically fit.” That leads to a 95% increase in views, although if your pictures don’t quite back up that description, it probably won’t lead to dates.

Other good words for men to use are perceptive . . . spontaneous . . . outgoing . . . and optimistic. The three worst ways a man can describe himself are quiet . . . spiritual . . . and respectful.

The best way for a woman to describe herself is . . . “ambitious.” That will get you 48% more views on your profile.

Other good words for women to use are perceptive . . . sweet . . . hard working . . . and thoughtful. The three worst ways a woman can describe herself are spiritual . . . quiet . . . and dependable.

(Daily Mail)

The Ten Worst Jobs in America… and Disc Jockey Is #4

The Ten Worst Jobs in America… and Disc Jockey Is #4

(Photo: DJ... I mean... Radio Personality Allistar)

(Photo: DJ… I mean… Radio Personality Allistar)

The website CareerCast.com released its annual list of the worst jobs in America. And newspaper reporter came in first. Their industry is just getting slammed.

And coming in at number four is . . . DISC JOCKEY. It’s not clear if they mean us, or the guy with the rental tux who DJ’d your step-sister’s wedding. Either way, we beg to differ. And also, we prefer the term “radio personality.” Thank you.

They based it on salary, job prospects, and stress . . . which was the main reasons DJ made the list. See what we go through for you every day? Here’s the top ten.

  1.  Newspaper reporter. It took the top spot for the third year in a row.
  2.  Logger.
  3.  TV broadcaster.
  4.  Disc jockey . . . I mean, ahem, radio personality.
  5.  Member of the military, because of how dangerous and stressful it is.
  6.  Pest control worker.
  7.  Retail sales.
  8.  Ad sales.
  9.  Taxi driver.
  10.  Firefighter.

(CareerCast)

How Do You Handle Getting a Terrible Gift? Plus the Top 10 Worst Presents Women Have Received

How Do You Handle Getting a Terrible Gift? Plus the Top 10 Worst Presents Women Have Received

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This Christmas, like every Christmas, there’s a chance your significant other is going to give you something HORRIBLE. So how are you going to react?

A new survey asked women what they do with a particularly bad gift. Here’s how they handle it . . .

  1.  33% return it immediately.
  2.  25% actually wear or use it to avoid hurting their partner’s feelings.
  3.  20% re-gift it.
  4.  And 10% sell it on eBay.

The survey also found 40% of women now pick out what they want their significant other to buy them . . . and 30% practice looking thankful in the mirror in case they have to react to a present they don’t like.

Women also named the WORST gifts they’ve ever gotten. Here’s the top 10 . . .

  1.  A chainsaw.
  2.  Nose hair trimmers.
  3.  A fishing pole.
  4.  A fossil.
  5.  Hair removal cream.
  6.  A dustpan and brush.
  7.  A sweater with an alien printed on it.
  8.  A tube and funnel to help pee outdoors.
  9.  Cellulite cream.
  10.  A cleaning wash for their lady parts.

(Daily Mail)

A Burglar Tries to Get in Through a Chimney . . . and Dies When the People There Light a Fire

A Burglar Tries to Get in Through a Chimney . . . and Dies When the People There Light a Fire

 

A Burglar Tries to Get in Through a Chimney . . . and Dies When the People There Light a Fire

Here’s a picture of the firefighters with the smashed chimney.

Trying to get into a house through the chimney is just about the WORST thing you can do . . . unless you’re Santa Claus, or a British orphan chimney sweep from the 1800s. No one else is qualified.

A guy tried to break into a house in Huron, California on Friday by sliding down the chimney . . . but he got stuck. And apparently he was afraid to blow his cover by yelling for help, so he just stayed in there.

And that became a BIG problem on Saturday afternoon, when the people in the house decided to actually light a fire in their fireplace.

THAT’S when the guy started screaming. The people called 911 and put out the fire . . . but it was too late. By the time firefighters smashed through the chimney to pull him out, he was dead . . . most likely from inhaling smoke.

 

(Fresno Bee)