Guys Don’t Get What’s Wrong with This Pool Float, But Women See It Immediately

Guys Don’t Get What’s Wrong with This Pool Float, But Women See It Immediately

Someone posted a photo this week of an inflatable pool float Sam’s Club has been selling.  And it’s trending online, because guys don’t see what’s wrong with it . . . but women see it immediately.

The thing looks EXACTLY like a giant maxi pad.  It’s white with a little bit of blue, and the design even makes it look like it’s quilted.

Someone posted a photo on Reddit.  Then it blew up after a romance novelist named Jillian David shared it on Twitter with a caption that said, “This could have been avoided with ONE focus group of women.”

 

Women Are Way More Likely to Use the F-Word and S-Word Than Men

Women Are Way More Likely to Use the F-Word and S-Word Than Men

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Here’s another sign that we’re making some real progress in gender equality: Women’s VOCABULARY is now filthier than men’s.

A new study found women are slightly more likely to use the F-word than men. Back in 1990, men used it about eight times more often than women . . . so this is a huge shift.

The study also found women are 10 TIMES more likely to use the S-word than men. This is definitely the biggest sign of women’s progress that will happen today.

(Daily Mail)

The 10 Most Attractive Jobs For Men and Women, According to Tinder

The 10 Most Attractive Jobs For Men and Women, According to Tinder

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We found a new list of the most ‘attractive’ jobs, and it’s based on online dating results. Which we usually make fun of. But in this case, maybe there’s something to it?

Tinder just released the results of a study where they found the jobs that get the most people swiping right.

The 10 most attractive jobs for men are: Pilot . . . entrepreneur . . . firefighter . . . doctor . . . TV/radio personality (HELL YEAH) . . . teacher . . . engineer . . . model. . . paramedic . . . and college student.

The 10 most attractive jobs for women are: Physical therapist . . . interior designer . . . entrepreneur . . . PR/communications . . . teacher . . . college student . . . speech pathologist . . . pharmacist . . . social media manager . . . and model.

I’m not sure people are swiping right on Tinder because someone has a sexy, breathtaking, beautiful career, but whatever.

Dare to dream you’re more than just a superficial dumpster fire, Tinder. Dare to dream.

(Tinder)

How Do You Handle Getting a Terrible Gift? Plus the Top 10 Worst Presents Women Have Received

How Do You Handle Getting a Terrible Gift? Plus the Top 10 Worst Presents Women Have Received

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This Christmas, like every Christmas, there’s a chance your significant other is going to give you something HORRIBLE. So how are you going to react?

A new survey asked women what they do with a particularly bad gift. Here’s how they handle it . . .

  1.  33% return it immediately.
  2.  25% actually wear or use it to avoid hurting their partner’s feelings.
  3.  20% re-gift it.
  4.  And 10% sell it on eBay.

The survey also found 40% of women now pick out what they want their significant other to buy them . . . and 30% practice looking thankful in the mirror in case they have to react to a present they don’t like.

Women also named the WORST gifts they’ve ever gotten. Here’s the top 10 . . .

  1.  A chainsaw.
  2.  Nose hair trimmers.
  3.  A fishing pole.
  4.  A fossil.
  5.  Hair removal cream.
  6.  A dustpan and brush.
  7.  A sweater with an alien printed on it.
  8.  A tube and funnel to help pee outdoors.
  9.  Cellulite cream.
  10.  A cleaning wash for their lady parts.

(Daily Mail)

Ten Things Women Do to Their Bodies That Guys Hate Most

Ten Things Women Do to Their Bodies That Guys Hate Most

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Ladies, here’s something you might want to know before you go all out to “fix” your face. It turns out most guys don’t WANT you to.

A new survey found the ten things women do to their bodies that guys hate most . . .

  1.  Too much make-up. 31% of guys said it’s their least-favorite look.
  2.  Botox, 17%.
  3.  A fake tan, 13%.
  4.  Plumped-up lips, 11%.
  5.  Fake eyelashes, 8%.
  6.  Hair extensions, 6%.
  7.  Huge fake boobs, 5%.
  8.  Drawn-on eyebrows, 4%.
  9.  Tattoos, 3%.
  10.  Bright red lipstick, 2%.

And check this out. While 52% of women would consider having plastic surgery on their face, 63% of men wouldn’t even want their wife or girlfriend to have a minor procedure like Botox. And 23% said they’d be embarrassed if they did.

(Daily Mail)