The Top Ten Songs Couples Don’t Want Played at Their Wedding

The Top Ten Songs Couples Don’t Want Played at Their Wedding

FiveThirtyEight.com recently talked to a bunch of wedding DJs, and came up with the top ten songs people HATE to hear at weddings. Here are the ten songs that couples specifically tell wedding DJs not to play . . .

  1.  “The Chicken Dance”.
  2.  “The Cha-Cha Slide” by DJ Casper.
  3.  “The Macarena” by Los Del Rio.
  4.  “The Cupid Shuffle” by Cupid.
  5.  “YMCA” by The Village People.
  6.  “The Electric Slide” by Marcia Griffiths.
  7.  “The Hokey Pokey”.
  8.  “Wobble” by V.I.C.
  9.  “Happy” by Pharrell Williams. Maybe because we’ve all heard it 7 BILLION times in the last four years.
  10.  “Shout” by the Isley Brothers.

Here are a few more honorable mentions: “Love Shack” at #11 . . . “Blurred Lines”, “Single Ladies”, and “Sweet Caroline”, which all tied at #13 . . . “Hot in Herre” by Nelly at #22 . . . and “Stayin’ Alive” by The Bee Gees at #24.

(Check out all 48 songs on the list at FiveThirtyEight.com.)

A New Company Will Give You a Loan For Your Wedding . . . and You Only Pay It Back If You Get Divorced

A New Company Will Give You a Loan For Your Wedding . . . and You Only Pay It Back If You Get Divorced

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A New Company Will Give You a Loan For Your Wedding . . . and You Only Pay It Back If You Get Divorced

Ask any couple if their marriage will last forever, and they’ll tell you “Of course!” But how many would be willing to bet big money on that? There’s a crazy new startup that’s going to find out.

A company in Seattle called SwanLuv will give you a loan for your wedding of up to $10,000. And you don’t have to pay it back unless you get DIVORCED. Then you owe them the money . . . plus interest.

The CEO of SwanLuv says they ran the numbers, and they CAN be profitable with this model. Quote, “It comes back to statistics. We have the right odds so we’ll be okay.” But he thinks the the odds aren’t TOO crazy, so people will still bite.

When you apply, they’ll evaluate how strong a couple you are. Then they base the amount of the loan and your interest rate off that. There will also be clauses . . . like if the marriage ends because of abuse, the abuser has to pay the full amount.

If you’re interested, you can pre-register at SwanLuv.com . . . that’s spelled S-W-A-N-L-U-V. They’ll officially start giving out loans in March.

 

(Geekwire)

Sunshine at Your Wedding? For $150,000, a Company Will Destroy Any Clouds

Sunshine at Your Wedding? For $150,000, a Company Will Destroy Any Clouds

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You know you’re taking your wedding too seriously when you start paying six figures to change the WEATHER. That’s some North Korea-style supervillain stuff right there.

But it IS an option now . . . if you’ve got a ton of money to waste.

There’s a company in the U.K. called Oliver’s Travels, and they’re offering a new service where they’ll DESTROY the clouds over your wedding . . . so you can have perfect sunny weather.

The service starts at about $150,000, and here’s how it works: 24 hours before the wedding they fly PLANES through the clouds . . . drop a chemical called silver iodide in them . . . and makes the clouds burst into rain.

By the next day, the rain will be dried up and you’ll have blue skies. And they GUARANTEE their service will work . . . but for $150,000, they better.

They only offer it at some popular wedding spots in France right now, but plan on expanding if it becomes popular. There’s no word on whether anyone’s actually purchased the service so far . . . or whether it’s even LEGAL.

(Petapixel)

A Guy Bought 99 New iPhones for an Elaborate Wedding Proposal . . . and She Said No

A Guy Bought 99 New iPhones for an Elaborate Wedding Proposal . . . and She Said No

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Have you looked at what it costs to buy a new iPhone WITHOUT getting a two-year contract? They start at like $800. So if you buy one for someone as a gift, that’s love. If you buy MORE than one? I can’t even comprehend.

A guy in Guangzhou, China wanted to propose to his girlfriend in the most spectacular way possible this weekend . . . so he bought 99 brand new iPhone 6s, arranged them in a park in the shape of a heart, and proposed inside the heart.

And . . . she said NO.

The guy spent approximately $82,000 on the iPhones, which is about what he makes in TWO YEARS as a computer programmer. He’ll probably be looking to resell the phones now.

There’s no word on WHY his girlfriend turned him down.

 

(The Nanfang