Let’s say you get into a massive fight with your boyfriend or girlfriend, they DUMP you, and storm out. As they go, they leave the door open and your dog runs away and never comes back. Which are you more upset about?
According to a new survey, people would be more upset about losing their DOG than ending their relationship.
On a pain scale of one to 10, people say losing their dog is a 9.1 . . . and a break up is an 8.8.
Here are a few more results from the survey . . .
38% of people admit they love their dog more than their boyfriend or girlfriend . . . or even their spouse.
Half say they trust their dog and their spouse equally.
And 71% probably wouldn’t date someone if their dog didn’t like them.
(Here’s Alan in his mugshot . . . with his new haircut on display. It’s not THAT bad, right?)
A guy in Connecticut wanted a good haircut to hide the fact that he’s rapidly balding. But his reaction to that haircut has now turned the ENTIRE WORLD onto the fact that he’s rapidly balding.
47-year-old Alan Becker of Stamford, Connecticut went to get his haircut at a salon on Wednesday morning. And when his stylist was done, he HATED it.
Then he found out it cost $50 . . . and he lost it.
He started screaming at the staff, kicked a hole in the wall, and started throwing stuff around the salon. Then he stormed out . . . but came back in to demand that they FIX his haircut.
But they called the cops . . . and Alan was arrested for criminal mischief and breach of peace.