It appears that jeans are evolving . . . that’s jeans spelled J-E-A-N-S, not, like, our biological genes, although they’re probably evolving too. But that’s a tangent that’s missing the point: Jeans are getting STUPID.
Two new types of jeans have just gone on sale and, well, judge for yourself . . .
The first ones just went on sale at Nordstrom. They’re called the “Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans” and they come pre-streaked with lots of FAKE MUD.
That way you can look like you’ve been, quote, “getting down and dirty” without, you know, doing anything. And how much do they cost? $425. Wow.
The other new jeans come from a British chain called Topshop. And even though they call them jeans, that’s a stretch . . . because they’re not made from denim and they’re COMPLETELY SEE-THROUGH.
The description says, quote, “These out-of-the-ordinary clear plastic jeans [are] guaranteed to get people talking.” At least they “only” cost $100. (As of late last night, they were no longer listed on Topshop’s website.)
(Fox News / UPI)
There’s a new stupid internet trend you might have heard about . . . or will soon. It’s called the “thighbrow.”
It’s just a made-up name for the crease, fold, or roll of flesh that forms between a woman’s upper thigh and their hip when they bend forward, sit, or kneel. Yes, apparently that needed a name.
Think “Kardashian” or just women in bathing suits in general. Although we suppose it happens to guys too? It’s basically part of the whole booty trend, where bigger is better . . . since thicker hips and a big butt tend to create more thighbrow.
It’s more of a hashtag on Instagram than a trend, but whatever. You’ll see a ton of examples if you Google it. Just know that your screen will be filled with photos of scantily clad women.
Yes, we know . . . it makes no sense, because it’s not even really a ‘thing.’ But at least almost anyone can do it?
And if you see it pop up, now you know.
- How to say IDK without sounding stupid
Ever want to say IDK without sounding stupid? Say this: I hesitate to articulate in fear that I may deviate upon the highest degree of accuracy.
A team of psychologists and neuroscientists at Zhejiang University in China just proved what everyone already knew . . . that men will do ANYTHING for a hot chick.
For the study, they had men play a negotiating game with different women. And the more attractive the woman, the more likely the guy was to take whatever stupid and unfair deal she proposed to him.
And the guys would accept it almost immediately . . . they wouldn’t pause to debate it at all. Basically, when a hot woman asked them to do something, they did it . . . no questions asked.
The researchers say it proves attractiveness makes men do stupid things. Although we’re not sure anyone questioned whether that’s the case. Maybe next they’ll prove that donuts are delicious, or that “The Godfather Part Three” was a disappointment?
They didn’t test whether handsome men have the same effect on women.
(Huffington Post / Daily Mail)