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Week 11
  • Rockport-Fulton 19 VS La Feria 14
    Final
  • Sharyland Pioneer 31 VS Mercedes 68
    Final
  • Brownsville Hanna 32 VS Edinburg Vela 34
    Final
  • Brownsville Lopez 17 VS Mission Veterans Memorial 25
    Final
  • Grulla 16 VS Pleasanton 32
    Final
  • Weslaco East 49 VS PSJA High 13
    Final
  • Santa Rosa 0 VS Goliad 49
    Final
  • La Joya High 7 VS San Antonio Southwest 14
    Final
  • Sharyland High 59 VS Brownsville Pace 43
    Final
  • Laredo United South 6 VS McAllen Memorial 44
    Final
  • McAllen Rowe 17 VS Laredo Alexander 42
    Final
  • Los Fresnos 34 VS Edinburg High 14
    Final
  • Edinburg North 7 VS San Benito 50
    Final
A Guy Lost 170 Pounds Climbing Stairs on His Lunch Break . . . and Also Got a Girlfriend Out of It

A Guy Lost 170 Pounds Climbing Stairs on His Lunch Break . . . and Also Got a Girlfriend Out of It

There’s a 45-year-old guy in Asheville, North Carolina named Walter Beals, who recently lost a ton of weight by climbing stairs on his lunch break.

He used to be about 440 pounds. Then he started climbing the stairs at the courthouse where he works, and lost 170 pounds. So he’s down to about 270 now.

He walks up eight flights . . . takes the elevator back down to save his knees . . . and then does it 12 more times. Which is like walking to the top of a 100-story building.

A while back, he started comparing it to stuff to stay motivated. Like, how many floors would it take to climb to the top of Mount Everest? Then once he passed that, he decided to go the whole way to OUTER SPACE.

He had to climb the equivalent of 50 miles to do it . . . or 21 THOUSAND flights of stairs . . . and finally got there last week. He wore an astronaut costume, and a bunch of friends waited for him at the top with a sign that said, “Welcome to Space.”

But here’s the part he didn’t expect. He met a woman online a while back named Susannah, who thought the stair thing was a cool idea. So she asked if she could come climb stairs WITH him. And now they’re a couple.

(WLOS)

Movies That People Think Should be Remade

Movies That People Think Should be Remade

If I were president, on Day One I would sign an executive order banning movie remakes. But I’m not, and they keep happening. So Buzzfeed asked their readers what movies SHOULD be remade, and why.

Here are some highlights:

  • “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”. . . to fix some of the changes they made from the original book, and to have a REAL Asian actor play Mr. Yunioshi, rather than MICKEY ROONEY in “yellowface”.
  • “The People Under the Stairs”. . . Because it deals with issues that are still relevant: Race, class, and “how greed brings out the worst in people.”
  • “Little Shop of Horrors”. . . Just so NEIL PATRICK HARRIS could play Seymour.
  • “The Outsiders”. . . Because kids are still reading the book, but probably don’t even know who the actors in the movie are anymore.
  • “The Breakfast Club”. . . So they could add discussions on race, gender, and LGBT issues.

(Are there any movies YOU think should be remade? Why? Or are you against remakes altogether? Discuss. And check out more possibilities at Buzzfeed.com.)

Tom Brady Is Charging Ridiculous Amounts for His Signature

Tom Brady Is Charging Ridiculous Amounts for His Signature

TOM BRADY is doing an autograph signing event with a memorabilia company next month, and it’s really only for hardcore collectors . . . because the prices are pretty outrageous.

For example, he’ll sign a football for $1,000 . . . or a “game-day style jersey” for $1,200.  Of course, you can’t actually buy the jersey he wore during the Super Bowl . . . because it’s still M.I.A.  And also, you’d need to be OPRAH for that to be in your price range.

Brady will sign a photo for $850 . . . and if you want him to add “5x SB Champ,” that’ll cost you an extra $400.  And he’ll also add a 20-character personalization for an additional $500.

So for $1,750, you can get an autographed photo that says ‘To Matt Ryan, Love Tom Brady, 5x SB Champ.’

Or for $1,500, you can theoretically get a signed football that says ‘Check the inflation.  -Tom Brady.’  And that just might be worth it.

Women Are Way More Likely to Use the F-Word and S-Word Than Men

Women Are Way More Likely to Use the F-Word and S-Word Than Men

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Here’s another sign that we’re making some real progress in gender equality: Women’s VOCABULARY is now filthier than men’s.

A new study found women are slightly more likely to use the F-word than men. Back in 1990, men used it about eight times more often than women . . . so this is a huge shift.

The study also found women are 10 TIMES more likely to use the S-word than men. This is definitely the biggest sign of women’s progress that will happen today.

(Daily Mail)

Chubby Dads Are More Attractive to Women and Live Longer

Chubby Dads Are More Attractive to Women and Live Longer

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I’m not sure any fathers out there need MORE of an excuse to gently ease into a life of wearing sweatpants seven days a week and dipping pizza into ranch dressing, but here you go.

According to a new study out of Yale University, chubbier dads live longer than other men . . . AND they’re MORE ATTRACTIVE to women.

Why? When you lose a little muscle mass and gain a little fat, it actually helps your body shift some of its resources toward your immune system instead of just worrying about feeding your muscles.

And women are biologically drawn to a dad with some chubbiness, because it’s a sign that you’re focused on your kids above anything else . . . including trying to get with women.

So since you’re not interested in them . . . they’re interested in you.

(The Telegraph)