10,000 Pigeons Undergo Anal Security Checks for China National Day

10,000 Pigeons Undergo Anal Security Checks for China National Day

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The 10,000 pigeons selected to participate in the National Day of the People’s Republic of China on Oct. 1 were inspected for suspicious objects by security officials this week. Thoroughly inspected.

According to a tweet by People’s Daily, China’s government-sponsored newspaper, each of the birds was anally examined, ensuring they weren’t carrying, you know, suspicious things or whatever.

The sheer number of birds examined is hard to believe — not to mention the fact that there are some more important things going on in China right now, like mass pro-democracy protests in Hong Kong.

The National Day is a public holiday marking the 65th anniversary of the People’s Republic of China. The Nanjing Daily reports that after the birds from Xicheng, Dongcheng, Chaoyang and Fengtai are loaded into a truck and transported to Tiananmen Square, they will be released there around sunrise for the ceremony as a sign of peace.

Peace for humans, horrific confusion for pigeons.

mashable.com

Justin Bieber allegedly assaulted a tour manager at a club in South Korea

Justin Bieber allegedly assaulted a tour manager at a club in South Korea

Justin Bieber allegedly assaulted DJ Michael Woods’ tour manager, Alex Madden, during a night out at a club in South Korea.

The party’s host told TMZ that it started when Justin requested hip hop music and words were exchanged. Things stopped before any punches were thrown, but Woods is claiming that Justin threw a cheap shot at Madden.

Woods Tweeted: “Story is @justinbieber + his army of heavy security muscled in to the booth half way thru my set in S. Korea demanding hip hop. So when I told @justinbieber to f-ck off and put some clothes on he took a cheap shot at my tour manager and fled behind a wall of security.”

Famous DJ and EDM artist deadmau5 also Tweeted: “Dear @justinbieber, would you please grow the f-ck up already? In the meantime, put a shirt on, and stay away from nightclubs.”

In the end, Justin got his way. When Woods finished his set, Justin was seen getting behind the turntables — shirtless — to play some hip hop.

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