Why say no when you can say yes? : taco bell, mild sauce. Image Credit: Flickr| torbakhopper
Taco Bell is generous, and not just because they’ll give you six days’ worth of calories for about nine bucks. They’re generous because if you ask them for hot sauce, they’ll give you a huge handful of packets. They’re good people.
But their reckless sauce distribution strategy backfired earlier this month. A woman went through the Taco Bell drive-thru in South Euclid, Ohio and asked for some mild sauce.
Unfortunately, the store was totally out and only had the FIRE sauce left.
And the woman was so angry that she wouldn’t move out of the drive-thru line until they either gave her a 50% discount or found her some damn mild sauce.
The employees wound up calling the cops and they diffused the situation before it could escalate and got the woman to leave. She said she’d be back the next day to talk to the manager, but we don’t know if she followed through.
(ABC 5 – Cleveland)
Not to divide this country even more, but DAMN, so many other states have terrible taste in food.
Thrillist.com just put together a list of the GROSSEST FOOD that people love in every state. Here are some of the highlights . . .
- Akutaq in Alaska. That’s “Eskimo Ice Cream” . . . but not delicious Eskimo Pies. It’s a mix of seal and other animal fats, with berries, and sometimes sugar and milk.
- New Haven Clam Pie in Connecticut. That’s pizza with clams and white sauce.
- Lamb fries in Kentucky. Those are deep-fried lamb testicles.
- Koolickle in Mississippi. That’s a pickle soaked in Kool-Aid. WHAT?
- Cincinnati Chili Five-Way in Ohio. It’s spaghetti with chili instead of red sauce, plus cheese, beans, and onions on top.
- Chop Suey Sandwich in Rhode Island. Yes, they put chop suey between two hamburger buns.
This is one of those fast food creations in another country that HAS to make its way to America.
KFC in Hong Kong is now selling fried chicken covered in PIZZA. It’s a pizza-chicken hybrid called Napoli Crispy Pizza Chicken.
Basically, it’s a piece of fried chicken that has marinara sauce, mozzarella, and cheddar cheese melted on top of the breading.
And because it’s KFC, one of the ads shows the pizza chicken being offered with a side of mashed potatoes and gravy.
There’s no word if they’re thinking about bringing it to the U.S. But since Pizza Hut DID finally import that pizza with the little hot dogs in the crust, there’s always a chance.
I’m a human being . . . so why do I ALWAYS take the dog’s side in dog-versus-human stories? Am I a traitor to our species?
A guy was getting out of his Volkswagen Jetta in Chongqing, China last week when a stray dog wandered up to him. So he KICKED the dog, then went inside.
But the dog was NOT about to take that like a punk. He walked away . . . got some of his dog buddies . . . and they all came back together to get their revenge on the guy’s CAR.
They chewed off the windshield wipers, “keyed” his car with their claws, and left big dents by biting the fenders and wheel wells. Then they took off . . . and haven’t been back since.
One of the guy’s neighbors saw what was happening, and took a bunch of photos of the dogs as they vandalized the car.