From the Very Bowels of Human Excess: Does Johnny Depp Spend $30,000 a Month on Wine?

From the Very Bowels of Human Excess: Does Johnny Depp Spend $30,000 a Month on Wine?

Earlier this month, JOHNNY DEPP accused his former business managers of screwing him royally . . . and he sued them for more than $25 million.  Well, they just filed court papers saying Johnny screwed himself with his ridiculous spending.

And they gave examples.  Like the $75 million he’s spent on 14 different residences . . . his $18 million luxury yacht . . . and the $30,000 he spends on wine EVERY MONTH.

He also paid $3 million to blast the ashes of author HUNTER THOMPSON out of a cannon.

The papers say, quote, “Depp lived an ultra-extravagant lifestyle that often knowingly cost in excess of $2 million per month to maintain, which he simply could not afford.

“Depp, and Depp alone, is fully responsible for any financial turmoil he finds himself in today.”

(You can read the whole thing here.)

What!? You Can Now Serve Divorce Papers Over Facebook

What!? You Can Now Serve Divorce Papers Over Facebook

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26-year-old Ellanora Baidoo of Brooklyn, New York has been trying to get a divorce from her husband for YEARS. His name is Victor Blood-Dzraku. They haven’t lived together since 2011 . . . and she has no idea where he is.

And that’s been a big problem, since her lawyers can’t serve him with divorce papers if they can’t find him. Even their private investigators couldn’t track him down.

But Victor IS active on Facebook. So Ellanora went to court and asked if she could be the first person EVER to serve divorce papers over Facebook.

A judge just granted them permission last week, and they sent him the papers in a Facebook message. So far, he hasn’t responded.

The judge told them to try two more times . . . and if he STILL doesn’t acknowledge it, the divorce will be official anyway.

So we’re like two legal cases away from being able to get divorced just by switching your relationship status on Facebook.

(New York Daily News)

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