The World’s Ugliest Dog Is a Blind, Incontinent Chihuahua With a Mohawk

The World’s Ugliest Dog Is a Blind, Incontinent Chihuahua With a Mohawk

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Every year there’s a “World’s Ugliest Dog” contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, California. Usually the winner is ugly, but also kinda adorable in a way.

Not this time. This dog is just straight up ugly.

The 28th annual World’s Ugliest Dog contest was Friday night, and the winner was a 17-year-old Chinese Crested Chihuahua named SweePee Rambo.

She’s a small black dog who’s BLIND . . . she needs to wear diapers because she’s incontinent . . . she has a blonde mohawk . . . and she has a sore on her leg that was oozing pus during the contest.

Her owner is a 44-year-old guy named Jason Wurtz from Encino, California. He and SweePee won $1,500 . . . and he says it’s going to go toward removing a tumor in her mouth. See, there’s someone out there for everyone.

(Santa Rosa Press Democrat

A Ten-Year-Old Got Bitten by a Shark, Then Went Back Into the Water to Save Her Six-Year-Old Friend

A Ten-Year-Old Got Bitten by a Shark, Then Went Back Into the Water to Save Her Six-Year-Old Friend

A Ten-Year-Old Got Bitten by a Shark

A ten-year-old girl named Kaley Szarmack was at the beach with her family near Jacksonville, Florida last Wednesday. And she was standing in about four feet of water when she got attacked by a SHARK.

Luckily it was only about three feet long. But it still managed to open up a five-inch gash on her leg, so there was a lot of blood . . . pretty terrifying, especially for a ten-year-old. But check out how she handled it . . .

After she got out of the water, she realized that a six-year-old girl she was playing with was still in danger. So she went back IN . . . grabbed the little girl . . . and made sure she didn’t get bitten.

It took 90 stitches to close the cut on Kaley’s leg, but her doctors say she should make a full recovery.

(News4Jax / MyFox8 / Fox News)

Ten-Year-Old Got Bitten by a Shark

A Woman Is Busted Hiding Drugs In Her Fake Butt

A Woman Is Busted Hiding Drugs In Her Fake Butt

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33-year-old Jill Roy of Buzzards Bay, Massachusetts works at Dunkin’ Donuts. And in spite of unlimited access to unlimited calories, apparently she’s still super skinny with no butt.

So Jill went ahead and got herself a FAKE BUTT prosthesis, which she wears out to give herself a little extra something.

How do we know? Because Jill hasn’t just been using her fake butt to attract men in possession of anacondas.

Jill was pulled over a few weeks ago, and as she was standing near a cop car, a bag of marijuana that she’d hidden in her fake butt fell out of her pant leg. So the cops took her into the station and searched her.

During the search, a female deputy noticed the fake butt and asked Jill to take it off. And when she did . . . there were illegal painkillers AND a bag of heroin hidden in it.

Jill was hit with several felony and misdemeanor narcotics charges.

 

(The Smoking Gun