Somehow, a teenager forgetting to do his chores has become international news.
There’s an 18-year-old kid named Connor Cox who’s a freshman at Westminster College in New Wilmington, Pennsylvania. And a few weeks ago, he got a care package from his mom.
But when he opened it up, all he found inside was a bunch of trash.
And not just any trash. It was the trash he was supposed to take out back when he was at home for winter break, but he forgot.
Connor posted a picture of the box of garbage on Twitter and now it’s going viral.
Want to make over $100,000-a-year playing with Legos? You actually might be able to pull it off . . . but you’ll have to hustle and probably do a LOT of lying on your resume.
The University of Cambridge in England is looking for a “Professor of Lego” to study Legos, figure out ways to incorporate them into education, and analyze the role of Legos and other toys in kids’ lives worldwide.
But there are two catches. One, the deadline to apply is tomorrow. And two, they’re looking for someone with an, quote, “outstanding research record of international stature and vision, leadership, experience, and enthusiasm.”
Do you want to become a rich and famous international recording star? Start smoking NOW. At least that seems to be ADELE’s advice. She had surgery in 2011 for a vocal cord hemorrhage, and she hasn’t been the same since.
She said, quote, “The people with the best voices, they always smoke. I’ve given up smoking and I’m convinced that’s made my voice weaker.”
There’s at least one bright side, though . . . quote, “My fingers ain’t orange anymore.”
…Just in case you were considering it, this station and common sense warns you NOT to pick up that habit.
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A chocolate company in Belgium sells a device that lets you SNORT CHOCOLATE. It’s a little catapult where you fling cocoa powder up your nose. We’re not sure that’s safe, but if you want one you can order it for $50 at the TheChocolateLine.be.
A chocolate company in Belgium is selling the first device that lets you SNORT CHOCOLATE.
It’s basically a little catapult . . . you put some cocoa powder on it, and it flings the chocolate up your nose.
Is it safe? No one’s quite sure. There haven’t been any studies on what this could do to your nose or lungs.
For what it’s worth, back in January of last year, news reports came out about kids crushing up Smarties candies and snorting them . . . and experts said they could wind up with NASAL MAGGOTS.
Still, if you want a chocolate shooter plus two little containers of snortable cocoa powder, it costs about $50, plus international shipping. You can order at TheChocolateLine.be.
CRANBERRIES singer DOLORES O’RIORDAN caused a disturbance on an international flight this week and it was bad enough that it got her ARRESTED when the flight landed.
She was flying from New York to her home country of Ireland yesterday, when she freaked out on the flight crew. We don’t know why, but she assaulted a female flight attendant, who reportedly suffered a BROKEN FOOT.
Then when they landed in Ireland, the police boarded the plane to arrest her . . . and she HEAD-BUTTED a cop.
Dolores was taken to the station, but complained she was feeling sick. So she was briefly hospitalized, then released. She hasn’t been charged with anything yet, and the police are still investigating.
Dolores hasn’t commented, so we don’t know her side of the story. But before the flight took off, a random traveler Tweeted, quote, “So Dolores O’Riordan just boarded our flight wearing a red and black superhero mask. #Strange.”
Wow. Acting like a zombie aboard a long flight is such a disappointment. Anyone over 21 should know there’s no need to argue. But let’s not linger on such ridiculous thoughts. Just forget about everything I said. OK, I’ll stop.