Apparently drinking milk and taking naps is more stressful than it sounds . . .
Teachers at a kindergarten in Russia recently went into panic mode when two five-year-old boys went MISSING in the middle of the afternoon.
They were outside on the playground, and disappeared. Which didn’t make sense, because the whole place was fenced in. So someone walked the perimeter and figured out what happened.
It turned out the two of them had spent the last several days using their toy shovels to dig a HOLE under the fence . . . and tunneled themselves out Shawshank style. It was actually more of an indentation in the ground under the fence, but still.
Police tracked them down after a woman saw them checking out cars at a Jaguar dealership more than a mile away. And when she asked what they were doing, they said they were there to get a, quote, “grown up car.”
Both of them are home safe now, and their parents aren’t pressing charges. But their teacher got fired for not keeping a closer eye on them.
(The Siberian Times)
Duet mix of my Carly Rae Jepsen/Nine Inch Nails mashup ‘I Really Like A Hole’
Sources: Carly Rae Jepsen’s ‘I Really Like You’ , Nine Inch Nails’ ‘Head Like A Hole’
Free download button below, and also free download of audio track available here: soundcloud.com/yepimthetoaster/carly-rae-jepsen-vs-nine-inch-nails-i-really-like-a-hole-yitt-duet-mix
Original audio mix (non duet version) of the mashup available for free download as well at: soundcloud.com/yepimthetoaster/carly-rae-jepsen-vs-nine-inch-nails-i-really-like-a-holemashup
(Here’s Alan in his mugshot . . . with his new haircut on display. It’s not THAT bad, right?)
A guy in Connecticut wanted a good haircut to hide the fact that he’s rapidly balding. But his reaction to that haircut has now turned the ENTIRE WORLD onto the fact that he’s rapidly balding.
47-year-old Alan Becker of Stamford, Connecticut went to get his haircut at a salon on Wednesday morning. And when his stylist was done, he HATED it.
Then he found out it cost $50 . . . and he lost it.
He started screaming at the staff, kicked a hole in the wall, and started throwing stuff around the salon. Then he stormed out . . . but came back in to demand that they FIX his haircut.
But they called the cops . . . and Alan was arrested for criminal mischief and breach of peace.