Why are Fifth Harmony Dancing in a Bombed-Out City in Their New Video?

Why are Fifth Harmony Dancing in a Bombed-Out City in Their New Video?

The way things are in the world right now, it might not be such a good idea to make a music video that looks like it’s set in a city that just got BOMBED. Especially if it’s gonna be a BOOTY-SHAKING video.

But that’s kind of what FIFTH HARMONY did with their video for “That’s My Girl”. It takes place in a city where SOMETHING just happened. They don’t tell us WHAT, but it could easily be a war-torn area like Aleppo. (Or, as Gary Johnson calls it . . . What?!)

The ladies show up to help, but they also DANCE. In fact, they mostly dance. If they were going for some kind of fantastical, Mad Max-style post-apocalyptic thing, they failed. There’s nothing here to indicate it’s not 2016.

The clothing, the bombed out cars, the ruined city . . . they’re all very much of the present. The girls even have a not-remotely-futuristic Jeep.

It’s just weird . . . and an odd choice, given that there are a lot of cities in the world that look like this right now.

If Trump Becomes President, Miley Cyrus Is Gonna Vomit and Move Out of the Country

If Trump Becomes President, Miley Cyrus Is Gonna Vomit and Move Out of the Country

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DONALD TRUMP solidified his lead in the Republican primary on Super Tuesday. And that caused MILEY CYRUS to have a meltdown on social media.

She posted a screenshot of his delegate lead on Instagram, and said, quote, “Gonna vomit, and move out of the country. Ain’t a party in the U.S.A. anymore.”

That’s kinda funny, but then she posted another shot where she’s CRYING, next to a photo of a female Trump supporter who’s holding up a mountain lion she killed.

Quote, “That’s a tear rolling down my cheek dripping off the end of my nose. This makes me so unbelievably scared and sad. Not only for our country but for animals that I love . . . my heart is broken into 100,000 pieces.”

Then she went after Trump, quote, “You are not God no matter how much you THINK you are! . . . He thinks he’s the [effing] Chosen One or some [crap]! We’re all just [effing] jam between his rich-a** toes!”

“I’m moving if this is my president! I don’t say things I don’t mean!”

From Miley’s other posts, it seems like she’s a BERNIE SANDERS supporter.

Woah, You Can Now Buy Caffeinated Peanut Butter

Woah, You Can Now Buy Caffeinated Peanut Butter

You can now buy caffeinated PEANUT BUTTER. It’s from a company called Steem in Greenfield, Massachusetts.

You can now buy caffeinated PEANUT BUTTER. It’s from a company called Steem in Greenfield, Massachusetts.

But do NOT accidentally pack your kids a sandwich made with this stuff, or you’re gonna get some really angry calls from their school.

Because this stuff is POTENT. One tablespoon has as much caffeine as a cup of coffee. The caffeine comes from a green tea extract that’s mixed in.

The creators say it’s actually BETTER at keeping you awake and getting your energy up than coffee or an energy drink, because of the recipe.

Quote, “The unsaturated fats actually create bonds with the caffeine so the digestion process is slower and results in a steady release of energy.”

It’s starting to make its way into stores but if you want some now, it’s available online for $4.99 a jar, plus shipping. Just go to steempb.com.

(Boston Herald)

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There Are Three New Flavors of Girl Scout Cookies . . . But Don’t Get Too Excited

There Are Three New Flavors of Girl Scout Cookies . . . But Don’t Get Too Excited

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I saw a headline today that said, “Girl Scouts Add Three New Cookies to Iconic Lineup” . . . and obviously I was thrilled. “So long, New Year’s resolution . . . the Girl Scouts want to fatten me up and I’m gonna let ’em!”

Then I saw what the new flavors are . . . and frankly my diet will be just fine.

Two of the new flavors are gluten free, so, yeah . . . PASS. And the third is filled with ingredients that sound “healthy” enough to make the cookies taste bad, but not healthy enough to actually make cookies a sensible part of a good diet.

The three flavors are:

1. Gluten-Free Trios. These are gluten-free peanut butter and chocolate chip cookies made from whole grain oats.

2. Gluten-Free Toffee-tastic. These are butter cookies with little toffee bits.

3. Rah-Rah Raisins. These are basically oatmeal raisin cookies with a bad-sounding twist. They’re made with whole grain oats, raisins, and Greek yogurt-flavored chunks.

But the three flavors won’t be available everywhere . . . the Girl Scouts are rolling them out in test markets this year.

(Yahoo News)