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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    November 17
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    Final
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    Final
Here’s the Bare Minimum You Need to Do to Make It Look Like You Tried on Valentine’s Day

Here’s the Bare Minimum You Need to Do to Make It Look Like You Tried on Valentine’s Day

Hopefully you remember that tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. That’s step one. Now we’ll get into the rest of the steps it takes to half-ass it tomorrow but not make it SUPER obvious.

Here are the results from a survey by Groupon that figured out the bare minimum amount of effort you need to put in to make it look like you tried on Valentine’s Day.

1. If you’re a man, spend $179 on gifts and dinner. If you’re a woman, spend $74.

2. Write at least FOUR sentences in a card.

3. Even if you’re planning a night out, make sure to buy SOME gift, even a small one. 26% of women and 19% of men would be disappointed if they didn’t get anything.

4. And make sure to plan some activity, even if it’s just dinner at home. 71% of people say it’s more important that you planned something than what it is specifically.

(Daily Mail)

Your Dad Wants a Vacation or Beer For Father’s Day . . . Not a Gym Membership

Your Dad Wants a Vacation or Beer For Father’s Day . . . Not a Gym Membership

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Have you bought your dad a gift for Father’s Day this Sunday? No? NOW who’s being emotionally unavailable?

A new survey asked more than 1,000 dads what gifts they want for Father’s Day . . . and what they DON’T want.

The top seven things they want are: A trip . . . tickets to a sporting event . . . power tools . . . an iPad . . . a watch . . . beer . . . and barbecue gear.

And the top four things they really DON’T want are: A gym membership . . . underwear . . . socks . . . and ties.

And they’re REALLY not kidding about the whole “I don’t want a gym membership” thing. 92% of dads say that would be a terrible gift, which makes it three times worse than the runner up, underwear and socks.

(The Oklahoman)

Ten Gifts Men Actually Want for Valentine’s Day

Ten Gifts Men Actually Want for Valentine’s Day

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There was a discussion on Reddit where actual guys said what they want for Valentine’s Day. Maybe it’ll give you a few ideas. Or not. These are their actual words.

  1. “A couples’ deep tissue massage . . . about an hour in the steam room . . . ice cold beer . . . a medium-rare porterhouse, baked potato, mushroom, salad dinner . . . and relax to an action movie of my choice.”
  2. “I personally prefer experiences over material objects. Make me dinner, give me a gift certificate that says I can tie you up and have my way with you, or take me on a road trip.”
  3. “A Darth Vader onesie.”
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  4. “Things that I’ll use. A nice wallet, sunglasses, Chapstick, a nice coffee cup.”

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  5. “Something that gets me a little closer to my dreams or hobbies.”
  6. “The greatest gift is that my old lady and I don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day.”
  7. (CAREFUL!) “Enthusiastic oral sex.”
  8. “Kinky sex. Seriously, it may sound cheap or insincere but, as a man, there is nothing I want more than to have it my way on Valentine’s Day.”
  9. “Two tickets to see my favorite team play.”
  10. “A day with my girlfriend alone, no clocks, no cellphones, only her . . . and sex.”
Top 10 Christmas Gifts For Someone You Don’t Like

Top 10 Christmas Gifts For Someone You Don’t Like

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Ideally you’d only give Christmas gifts to people you like. But that’s not always the case . . . sometimes you have to give one to a bad co-worker, random family members, or that awful couple you guys still hang out with for some reason.

So what do you give them? A new survey found the top 10 presents we give to people we don’t really like. Check ’em out . . .

  1.  A bad box of chocolates.
  2. ¬†A bottle of wine that’s been sitting around in your house.
  3. ¬†Bubble bath you’re re-gifting.
  4. ¬†Books you’ve already read and don’t want to keep.
  5.  Socks.
  6. ¬†DVDs you’ve watched and don’t like.
  7.  Cheap perfume or cologne.
  8.  A scarf.
  9.  Cheap soap that looks expensive.
  10.  CDs of bad music.

(FemaleFirst)

People Are Giving “Boomerang Gifts” . . . Where They Give a Present That Benefits Them Too

People Are Giving “Boomerang Gifts” . . . Where They Give a Present That Benefits Them Too

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People Are Giving “Boomerang Gifts” . . . Where They Give a Present That Benefits Them Too

What’s the big Christmas present you’re giving your significant other this year? A giant new TV? Dinner at a fancy restaurant? A trip to Hawaii?

If so, congratulations. Apparently you’re part of this year’s new trend called “boomerang gifts” . . . and you may not even realize you’re doing it.

A boomerang gift is when you give someone a present that also benefits YOU. Taking someone to a couples spa also benefits YOU . . . getting them a sweet new iPad also benefits YOU . . . five seasons of “The Wire” also benefits YOU.

A new survey found it’s becoming more and more popular . . . to the point where the majority of people are doing it now.

The top boomerang gifts are box sets of TV shows, boxes of chocolate, and movies. But really . . . who buys box sets of TV shows anymore?

(FemaleFirst)