Football Scores
Week 7
  • PSJA Southwest 0 VS PSJA North 0
    October 20
  • Rio Grande City 0 VS Laredo Nixon 0
    October 20
  • Edinburg North 0 VS Edinburg Economedes 0
    October 20
  • Progreso 0 VS Raymondville 0
    October 20
  • McAllen High 0 VS La Joya Juarez-Lincoln 0
    October 20
  • Weslaco East 0 VS Harlingen High 0
    October 20
  • Santa Maria 0 VS Three Rivers 0
    October 20
  • Brownsville St. Joseph 0 VS Marine Military Academy 0
    October 20
  • Brownsville Pace 0 VS Donna North 0
    October 20
  • Grulla 0 VS Zapata 0
    October 20
  • Brownsville Rivera 0 VS Weslaco High 0
    October 20
  • Sharyland High 0 VS Sharyland Pioneer 0
    October 20
  • La Joya High 0 VS McAllen Memorial 0
    October 20
  • Monte Alto 0 VS Hebbronville 0
    October 20
  • Mercedes 0 VS Edcouch-Elsa 0
    October 20
  • Laredo Martin 0 VS Roma 0
    October 20
  • Mission High 21 VS McAllen Rowe 27
    Final
  • Harlingen South 0 VS San Benito 0
    October 19
  • Santa Gertrudis Academy 0 VS Santa Rosa 0
    October 19
  • Valley View 12 VS Laredo Cigarroa 17
    Final
  • Rio Hondo 0 VS Wes Oso 0
    October 19
  • Lyford 0 VS Bishop 0
    October 19
  • PSJA High 45 VS Edinburg High 28
    Final
  • Donna High 52 VS Brownsville Porter 14
    Final
Deep Fried Froot Loops . . . Oreo Beer . . . and Something Called “Fat Smooth”

Deep Fried Froot Loops . . . Oreo Beer . . . and Something Called “Fat Smooth”

The Texas State Fair is famous for being the birthplace of some of the most INSANE food creations in the world. And they just released the list of some of the new things that will be on sale when it opens on September 29th.

Unfortunately, they just released the names and didn’t release descriptions of what these things actually ARE, so in a lot of cases, we have to use our imaginations. But just on name alone, here are some of the amazing options . . .

  1.  Beer battered beef jerky.
  2.  Fried Texas dirt. We assume “dirt” means, like, crushed up Oreos.
  3.  Deep fried breakfast cupcake.
  4.  Funnel cake bacon queso burger.
  5.  Deep fried chicken noodle soup on a stick.
  6.  Deep fried Froot Loops.
  7.  Oreo beer.
  8.  Tamale donuts.
  9.  Fried redneck wedding cake balls.
  10.  Fat smooth. Yes, it’s just called “Fat Smooth.”

We’re not positive what that last one’s going to be, but the people behind the Texas State Fair were asked for clarification, and this was the reply . . .

“Fat Smooth is three delicious Belgium mini cream puffs on a skewer, dipped in a Café Du Monde beignet batter. Fried until golden brown, then dusted in powdered sugar and drizzled with a chocolate and caramel sauce.”

(ABC 8 – Dallas/Fort Worth / D Magazine)