Malicious arson doesn’t get FUNNIER than this, folks.
A 31-year-old guy named Shemroy Williams from Taunton, Massachusetts was SO angry with his ex-girlfriend back in March that he decided to set her house on fire.
But when the fire wasn’t spreading fast enough, he tried to accelerate it . . . by dumping his bag of CHEETOS into it.
There’s no word if they were Flamin’ Hot Cheetos… Ahem.
Anyway, the Cheetos didn’t work as an accelerant and the fire department put the fire out while it was still pretty small.
Shemroy was in court this week and he was sentenced to two-and-a-half years in prison for malicious destruction of property.
Throughout history, men have always held the belief that they’re the breadwinners so they should be stronger, harder working, and smarter than their wives.
Until now . . . when men have realized that being a breadwinner is cool, but sitting home playing video games in your underwear and eating Flamin’ Hot Cheetos while your wife makes giant stacks of cash is BETTER.
A new study found men who’ve gotten married in the 1990s and later are the first generation of men to be totally cool with their wives being SMARTER than them.
The researchers found that in marriages between 1950 and 1989, if the wife was more educated than the men, there was a 34% increase in the chance of divorce.
Since 1990, that’s been completely flipped. Today, a couple is 40% more likely to get divorced if the MAN is more educated.
The best bet for a marriage today is if both of you have the same level of education.