A guy in Portland, Oregon named Ted Nelson looked out his window on Monday, and saw a dog had slipped through a railing on a 14th floor balcony across the street. (We don’t know how old Ted is, but he looks like he’s in his 30’s.)
The dog was a five-year-old Bichon Frise named Mordy. (It’s pronounced ‘bee-szhawn free-zay.) And as soon as Ted saw him on the edge of the balcony, he ran across the street to yell up to the owners.
But while he was standing there, Mordy lost his balance . . . fell 14 stories . . . and Ted CAUGHT him. Bichons aren’t big dogs . . . they usually weigh about ten pounds. But that’s not tiny either.
Ted says Mordy hit him in the chest, so he tried to grab him with his arms. But he slipped through and landed on the ground. Still, that slowed him down enough, and he survived.
Ted and his girlfriend rushed him to a vet, but Mordy only ended up with a few bumps and bruises. His owners say they’re extremely thankful Ted did what he did. Apparently they had no idea the railing was big enough for him to fit through.
Ted’s okay too, and he’s actually done something like this before. He saw a cat about to fall off a balcony in the same building last year. But that time the owners heard him yelling and grabbed it before it fell.
33-year-old Jill Roy of Buzzards Bay, Massachusetts works at Dunkin’ Donuts. And in spite of unlimited access to unlimited calories, apparently she’s still super skinny with no butt.
So Jill went ahead and got herself a FAKE BUTT prosthesis, which she wears out to give herself a little extra something.
How do we know? Because Jill hasn’t just been using her fake butt to attract men in possession of anacondas.
Jill was pulled over a few weeks ago, and as she was standing near a cop car, a bag of marijuana that she’d hidden in her fake butt fell out of her pant leg. So the cops took her into the station and searched her.
During the search, a female deputy noticed the fake butt and asked Jill to take it off. And when she did . . . there were illegal painkillers AND a bag of heroin hidden in it.
Jill was hit with several felony and misdemeanor narcotics charges.
(The Smoking Gun)
Every kid who’s begged their parents to buy them a phone has used the, “I can call you so you know I’m safe” line. And every parent who fell for it learned their kids are actually TERRIBLE at checking in.
So you’re going to love this as much as your kids hate it . . . a mom in Houston, Texas named Sharon Standifird has invented an app that FORCES your kid to call you back.
It’s called Ignore No More. And when a parent calls their kid and the kid doesn’t answer, the app locks their phone and only gives them two options: Call their parent back or call 911.
So they can’t text, play games, or use apps until they call their parents back and get the unlock code.
Ignore No More costs $1.99 but it’s only available for Android phones . . . Apple doesn’t allow apps to lock up the phone the way this does.
Selena Gomez took a fall during her concert while performing a dance routine to “Slow Down.” When she misstepped and fell off the stage onto the catwalk below, her fans helped her up, but they didn’t understand how she didn’t miss a beat during her stage dive and that started rumors of lip-syncing.
One hint that she may have been miming is when she yelled “Ouch!” into her microphone during her fall and the backing track kept rolling.
A clip of the fall has gone viral and critics aren’t holding back over Selena’s singing efforts.
No comment from Selena or her camp.