Football Scores
Week 7
  • PSJA Southwest 10 VS PSJA North 17
    Final
  • Rio Grande City 14 VS Laredo Nixon 31
    Final
  • Edinburg North 28 VS Edinburg Economedes 14
    Final
  • Progreso 0 VS Raymondville 43
    Final
  • McAllen High 7 VS La Joya Juarez-Lincoln 17
    Final
  • Weslaco East 20 VS Harlingen High 17
    Final
  • Santa Maria 27 VS Three Rivers 53
    Final
  • Brownsville St. Joseph 56 VS Marine Military Academy 16
    Final
  • Brownsville Pace 34 VS Donna North 27
    Final
  • Grulla 16 VS Zapata 14
    Final
  • Brownsville Rivera 0 VS Weslaco High 72
    Final
  • Sharyland High 56 VS Sharyland Pioneer 49
    Final
  • La Joya High 7 VS McAllen Memorial 24
    Final
  • Monte Alto 0 VS Hebbronville 59
    Final
  • Mercedes 34 VS Edcouch-Elsa 14
    Final
  • Laredo Martin 51 VS Roma 17
    Final
  • Mission High 21 VS McAllen Rowe 27
    Final
  • Harlingen South 16 VS San Benito 48
    Final
  • Santa Gertrudis Academy 12 VS Santa Rosa 13
    Final
  • Valley View 12 VS Laredo Cigarroa 17
    Final
  • Rio Hondo 30 VS Wes Oso 15
    Final
  • Lyford 21 VS Bishop 9
    Final
  • PSJA High 45 VS Edinburg High 28
    Final
  • Donna High 52 VS Brownsville Porter 14
    Final
What Weird Product Does Every State Shop For More Than Anyone Else?

What Weird Product Does Every State Shop For More Than Anyone Else?

You can buy SO many dumb things thanks to the Internet . . . and apparently, across this fine country, we’re buying ALL of them.

The real estate website Estately just did a study of Google Shopping searches to see what WEIRD product every state is shopping for more than anyone else . . . and the results did not disappoint.

Here are ten highlights . . .

  1.  The people in Colorado shop for the “Borat” mankini more than anyone else.
  2.  People in Oklahoma shop for zombie survival kits more than anyone else.
  3.  Kansas . . . plus-size lingerie wholesale. (As a known chubby chaser AND a known cheapskate, this is like my dream scenario.)
  4.  South Carolina . . . adult Underoos.
  5.  Massachusetts . . . velour track suits.
  6.  Wisconsin . . . Truck Nuts. Those are plastic testes you dangle from a trailer hitch.
  7.  Nebraska . . . jorts, or jean shorts.
  8.  TEXAS: Confederate flag bumper stickers / truck gun rack / motorized kayak (the Rascal of kayaks)
  9.  West Virginia . . . Confederate flag bikinis. That’s strange, West Virginia only became a state when it split off from Virginia during the Civil War to be part of the Union.
  10.  Indiana . . . blow-up dolls.

(Estately

(Here are the complete results for every state.)

Five Common Phrases People Get Wrong All the Time

Five Common Phrases People Get Wrong All the Time

Do you know anyone who says “supposably” instead of “supposedly”? The first one is wrong, so they look as dumb as Joey from “Friends”. But if you point it out, YOU feel like a jerk.

Here are five more common phrases we get wrong all the time . . .

1. “For all intensive purposes.” It’s really “for all INTENTS and purposes.” The other way is like saying, “for all these very thorough purposes.” Which doesn’t make sense.

2. “Nip it in the butt.” The correct phrase is “nip it in the BUD,” like a flower bud. The other way makes it sound like you want to BITE someone’s butt.

3. “One in the same.” If you say it like that, it doesn’t make sense. The real phrase is, “one AND the same,” which means two things are alike.

4. “Case and point.” The correct way to say it is, “case IN point.” It’s like saying, “Here’s an example of the point I’m trying to make.”

5. “I could care less.” If you say it like that, you’re really saying you DO care about something. The correct phrase is, “I COULDN’T care less.”

Here’s one more weird one: “You’ve got another thing coming” is technically wrong.

The original phrase was, “If that’s what you think, you’ve got another THINK coming.” We dropped the first part a long time ago, and now everyone says “thing.” So in that case, you sound like an idiot if you say it RIGHT.

(Business Insider)

Video: Extremely dumb ‘idiot’ sets wildfire to get attention to his FB videos

Video: Extremely dumb ‘idiot’ sets wildfire to get attention to his FB videos

There’s a guy in Kentucky who did something INSANELY stupid last week to try to get attention. And he IS getting it . . . just not the way he wanted.

21-year-old Johnny Mullins from Jenkins, Kentucky is an aspiring weatherman. He’s been posting videos of himself making weather forecasts on Facebook for a little while now, but he hasn’t built much of a following.

There have been a lot of wildfires in his area lately, so he came up with the horrible idea to SET ONE and film himself in front of it to try to get attention to his videos.

The cops quickly traced the fire back to him, and he was arrested for second-degree arson.

Fortunately no one was hurt in the fire, and the fire department was able to contain it.

And Johnny’s video about the fire only got a few thousand views on Facebook.

(Lexington Herald-Leader / NBC 18 – Lexington / ABC News

Ever Been Looking at Your Phone in Bed and Accidentally Dropped It on Your Face?

Ever Been Looking at Your Phone in Bed and Accidentally Dropped It on Your Face?

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Ever been looking at your phone in bed and accidentally dropped it on your FACE? Of course you have. And you almost certainly felt like an idiot when it happened, like everyone else. But at least you’re not alone.

According to a new survey, 60% of us have dropped our phone on our face when we were using it lying down.

And 13% of people have walked into something like a pole or a wall because they were staring down at their phone.

Of course, we also have plenty of dumb injuries that AREN’T caused by our phones . . .

35% have tripped over a pet.

28% have accidentally hammered their fingers instead of a nail.

27% have walked into a glass door.

16% have fallen off a treadmill or exercise ball.

And 15% have tripped on an escalator.

(Daily Mail)

 

A Teaser for the Justin Bieber Roast Shows Him Shirtless and Being Pelted with Eggs

A Teaser for the Justin Bieber Roast Shows Him Shirtless and Being Pelted with Eggs

Comedy Central has released the first promo for their upcoming roast of JUSTIN BIEBER, and it shows Justin shirtless and being pelted with EGGS in slow motion.

Obviously, this is a reference to Justin egging his neighbor’s house last year . . . when he was going through his dumb stupid kid phase. And no, we’re not yet convinced that he’s grown out of that.

The roast will tape in a few weeks, and air on March 30th.

(Here’s the video. Even though Justin is getting egged, he still manages to come out looking good . . . because he’s all oiled up and showing off his body. Hopefully, this isn’t an indication of how the roast will go.)