See the Latest Super Bowl Ads Including Budweiser’s Drunk Driving PSA, Drake’s “Hotline Bling”, and Steven Tyler

See the Latest Super Bowl Ads Including Budweiser’s Drunk Driving PSA, Drake’s “Hotline Bling”, and Steven Tyler

1. Budweiser has been pointlessly sentimental the past few years with their “cute animal” Super Bowl ads . . . but now, they’re getting REAL. Budweiser is doing a “don’t drink and drive” ad, featuring HELEN MIRREN. She tells drunk drivers they are a, quote, “short-sighted, utterly useless, oxygen-wasting human form of pollution” and “a Darwin-award deserving, selfish coward.”

2. DRAKE does a T-Mobile commercial where he’s singing “Hotline Bling”, and a bunch of marketing types keep interrupting to tell him to add things like: “Streaming music will incur data charges.”

It isn’t really that funny . . . but they did get Drake to be in it.

3. STEVEN TYLER does a Skittles commercial, where he talks to a portrait of himself made out of candy.

4. If you haven’t seen it yet, there’s also a spot celebrating 20 years of Pokemon.

5. This isn’t an ad . . . but if someone you care deeply about is interested in the Puppy Bowl, I’m sorry. Please send my thoughts and prayers. And this rundown of the puppies in the starting lineup. It’ll probably make their day, sadly.

The Six Worst Kinds of Drivers, and the Five Worst Passengers

The Six Worst Kinds of Drivers, and the Five Worst Passengers

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Who are the worst drivers on the road? And no, you can’t say, “Every single person except me.”

Expedia just released their annual survey on bad driving and road rage, and they found the six worst types of drivers. Check ’em out . . .

  1.  Texters.
  2.  Tailgaters.
  3.  Slow drivers in the left lane.
  4.  People who drive slowly to take in the scenery.
  5.  Multitaskers.
  6.  People who drift between lanes.

The survey also found the five worst passengers . . .

  1.  Backseat drivers . . . they got more than half the vote.
  2.  Someone who refuses to help navigate.
  3.  Radio hogs.
  4.  People who fall asleep while you’re forcing yourself to stay awake to drive.
  5.  People who take off their shoes.

Here are a few more random results from the survey . . .

The majority of people say it’s worse trying to share the road with bad drivers than with bikers, runners, walkers, buses, and taxis combined.

97% of people believe THEY’RE careful drivers . . . but only think 29% of OTHER people are.

Also, more hypocrisy on that front . . . 61% of us admit to speeding, and 29% admit to tailgating.

26% of us have yelled at another driver . . . 17% have given the finger . . . and 4% have gotten out of their car to confront someone.