A Guy Dumped a Girl He Met on PlentyOfFish.com . . . So She Filled His Hot Tub With Plenty of Fish

A Guy Dumped a Girl He Met on PlentyOfFish.com . . . So She Filled His Hot Tub With Plenty of Fish

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A 35-year-old woman named Zoe Jackson from North Yorkshire, England met 46-year-old Gerard Brogan last January on the dating website PlentyOfFish.com.

And they dated for about three months. But Gerard says Zoe started getting too intense. And then she dropped a bomb . . . she had SIX children. So he told her he wasn’t ready to commit, and dumped her.

So how do you get REVENGE when a relationship from PlentyOfFish.com goes south? Zoe snuck into his backyard, and filled his hot tub with . . . plenty of fish. Dead fish.

He didn’t find them until he got home from a trip two days later, and they’d been cooking in the hot water that entire time. So obviously his hot tub was ruined.

Zoe was in court this week and pleaded guilty to criminal damage. She got probation and was ordered to pay Gerard $750.

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Police Use an 11-Year-Old’s Drawing to Catch a Criminal

Police Use an 11-Year-Old’s Drawing to Catch a Criminal

Police Use an 11-Year-Old's Drawing to Catch a Criminal

Police Use an 11-Year-Old’s Drawing to Catch a Criminal

There was a string of burglaries recently in Stratford, Connecticut. One of them was at 11-year-old Rebecca DePietro’s house . . . and she got a quick look at the guy.

So when the cops asked her to describe him, she drew a picture. But we’re going to be harsh here . . . Rebecca is NOT a good artist. It was basically a lousy kid’s drawing of a guy with some scraggly facial hair.

But it was a lead. And when the cops compared it to one of their suspects last week, they felt like he looked close enough to the drawing that he was worth investigating.

He’s 32-year-old Pedro Bruno. And it turns out he WAS the burglar . . . because he confessed to everything.

The Stratford police chief says, quote, “For us to take that sketch and match it up, it was remarkable. Maybe she’s part of our next generation of detectives.” So they honored Rebecca in a ceremony on Thursday.

(NBC 30 – New Britain)

 

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New Dentist Slogan “By the way, I DON’T hunt lions.”

New Dentist Slogan “By the way, I DON’T hunt lions.”

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While Cecil the lion’s killer — Minnesota dentist Walter Palmer — is facing a defaced home, a shuttered business and possible criminal charges in Zimbabwe, Hagerty says she and her husband are enjoying a far friendlier response to their approach to the natural world.

“We like people to smile,” she says. “We’re not here to hurt you.”

So, you may wonder: What does this more-gentle dentist do for fun, if killing majestic animals isn’t his bag?

Hagerty says her husband is a fan of several non-blood sports, including softball and college football.

He loves the Arkansas Razorbacks, and, in what might be seen as a big-game “ironic twist,” Hagerty says, chuckling, “he’s an Auburn Tigers fan.”

Source: Huffington Post

A Guy Was So Upset With His Haircut He Destroyed the Salon

A Guy Was So Upset With His Haircut He Destroyed the Salon

(Here's Alan in his mugshot . . . with his new haircut on display.  It's not THAT bad, right?)

(Here’s Alan in his mugshot . . . with his new haircut on display. It’s not THAT bad, right?)

 

A guy in Connecticut wanted a good haircut to hide the fact that he’s rapidly balding. But his reaction to that haircut has now turned the ENTIRE WORLD onto the fact that he’s rapidly balding.

47-year-old Alan Becker of Stamford, Connecticut went to get his haircut at a salon on Wednesday morning. And when his stylist was done, he HATED it.

Then he found out it cost $50 . . . and he lost it.

He started screaming at the staff, kicked a hole in the wall, and started throwing stuff around the salon. Then he stormed out . . . but came back in to demand that they FIX his haircut.

But they called the cops . . . and Alan was arrested for criminal mischief and breach of peace.

 

(Hartford Courant)