What Makes You Say “I’m Too Old For This Crap”?

What Makes You Say “I’m Too Old For This Crap”?

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At some point, we ALL turn into DANNY GLOVER from “Lethal Weapon” . . . something happens that makes us say, “I’m too old for this crap.” Yes, we said “crap.” Because we’re too old for FCC fines.

There’s a discussion going on right now on Jezebel.com about the things that make people say, “I’m too old for this crap.” Here are our 10 favorites . . .

  1.  Sleeping on something other than a bed, like a futon or a floor.
  2.  Drinking bad coffee.
  3.  Not having any money in savings.
  4.  Waiting more than 20 minutes for a table at a restaurant.
  5.  Cheap alcohol, unless it’s by choice . . . like you really WANT a Miller High Life.
  6.  Staying someplace longer than you want.
  7.  Splitting a check by itemizing it. Seriously, just divide it in half.
  8.  All day . . . or all weekend . . . music festivals.
  9.  Requesting new Facebook friends.
  10.  Going to clubs.

(Jezebel)

Six Things Men Hate About Other Men

Six Things Men Hate About Other Men

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Guys, if we asked you what you hate about other men, you probably wouldn’t answer. You’d think it was some lame social experiment to prove that men are CATTIER than women.

But don’t sweat it. Someone on Reddit.com just asked that question and got a TON of answers. Once guys started talking about how men are annoying, they couldn’t stop. Here are six of our favorite answers . . .

  1.  “Who the [eff] is ripping out their pubic hair and scattering it all over urinals across America?”
  2.  “I hate the guys who drink and try to fight everybody, including their own friends.”
  3.  “When guys comment on girls’ Facebook pics with idiotic crap like, ‘Wow, sexy’ and ‘Hey beautiful’ and other things that reek of desperation.”
  4.  “I hate guys that are so judgmental about how attractive women look, yet they themselves are ugly.”
  5.  “Dudes who can’t fend for themselves when it comes to domestic duties. Learn how to cook a couple meals, clean a toilet, and turn on a vacuum.”
  6.  “I hate that a lot of them can grow a full beard without childish, visible patches.”
Right in the Feels… Dog rides outside Ambulance to stay with owner

Right in the Feels… Dog rides outside Ambulance to stay with owner

Ambulance Ride Dog

This is a pretty incredible reminder of how loyal dogs are. There’s a reason we happily spend $200 trillion on dog toys and leashes and crap every single year.

An 85-year-old guy in San Angelo, Texas named J.R. Nicholson was feeling dizzy a few weeks ago, and called 911 for help. So the paramedics came, loaded him into the ambulance, and took him to the hospital.

But they didn’t realize his 35-pound beagle named Buddy didn’t want to leave J.R.’s side.

Buddy hopped onto the little side step of the ambulance without any of the paramedics noticing . . . and just sat there, riding the ambulance, as it went to the hospital.

About 20 miles into the drive, another driver flagged them down and told them there was a DOG on the side of the ambulance. They didn’t really have a choice at that point, so they loaded Buddy into the back and took him the rest of the way.

J.R. stayed one night at the hospital and was released. And Buddy stayed with him the entire time.

(San Angelo Standard-Times