Oh Japan.  New App will tell your Boss how much time you spend in the Bathroom

Oh Japan. New App will tell your Boss how much time you spend in the Bathroom

Bathroom breaks are the best part of the work day: You’re still on the clock and getting paid, but you get to be all alone with your thoughts and your phone. And now some company wants to ruin all that.

A Japanese company called KDDI just created an app that could let your boss know when you’re spending an extra long time in the bathroom.

The app is set up to monitor the stalls in all of the bathrooms in an office building.

People can check to see if stalls are available before they head to the bathroom, which can save them the hassle of getting to the bathroom and finding it’s totally occupied. So that’s good.

But the app can also send an alert to management if one stall has been occupied for too long. And it’s not hard to see how companies could quickly use the data from that alert to figure out which employees are burning the most time on the toilet.

The app is going on sale in Japan starting in March. There’s no word on when it might be available over here.

(UPI)

10 Status Symbols That Now Make You Look Like You’re Trying Too Hard

10 Status Symbols That Now Make You Look Like You’re Trying Too Hard

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If you’ve got some money and you want to show it off, you might as well make people say, “Wow, I’m jealous” . . . not “Ugh, I’d rather be poor.”

A new survey found the 10 things that used to be status symbols . . . but now they just make you look like you’re trying too hard. Check ’em out . .

  1.  A personalized license plate.
  2.  A hot tub.
  3.  Flashy sports cars.
  4.  An expensive watch.
  5.  A giant TV.
  6.  A swimming pool.
  7.  Gold faucets in the bathroom.
  8.  A yacht.
  9.  A pony.
  10.  Fur coats.

So what status symbols ARE cool? The top five are: A second home . . . a personal chef . . . a vintage car . . . an au pair . . . and a gardener.

(Daily Mail)

A Trucker Got a Woman’s Number from a Bathroom Stall, and They Fell in Love

A Trucker Got a Woman’s Number from a Bathroom Stall, and They Fell in Love

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This might be the least romantic way to meet someone. But hey, whatever works . . .

There’s a 51-year-old truck driver in England named Mark Ellis. And about ten years ago, he was on his way to a bar when he stopped to use a public bathroom. It was some time around 2005, but it’s not really clear.

(CAREFUL!) Anyway, someone had written a phone number on the wall, with a message that said, “If you want a good SHAG, call Donna.” And he actually TRIED the number.

He sent a text that said, “What are you up to?” He didn’t think anyone would actually respond . . . he just did it as a joke. But someone texted BACK and said, “Who is this?” And it really WAS a woman named Donna.

Her name is Donna Roberts, and she looks like she’s in her thirties now. It turns out an ex-boyfriend had written her number on the wall to mess with her.

But it backfired, because she and Mark hit it OFF. They started dating, fell in love, and they now have two kids together . . . a nine-year-old and an eight-year-old.

A newspaper in England just did a story on them, so that’s why we’re hearing about it. Donna says their kids are still too young for the REAL story of how they met. So for now they think Mark just texted her by mistake.

(The Sun)

Eight Weird Things Guys Do Without Realizing It

Eight Weird Things Guys Do Without Realizing It

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Guys you’re about to learn that you’ve been doing a few weird things your entire life . . . and you had NO IDEA.

There’s a discussion right now on Reddit.com where women are sharing the weird things guys do without even REALIZING they’re weird. Here are the eight best ones . . .

  1.  Going months without washing or changing their sheets.
  2.  Slapping their pockets to make sure their phone and wallet are in there.
  3.  Spending a really long time in the bathroom on the toilet.
  4.  Turning down the radio when they get lost . . . like somehow THAT’s the reason.
  5.  Keeping large amounts of change scattered around their room.
  6.  Putting their hand down their pants when they watch TV.
  7.  Lowering their voice when they talk on the phone, especially to another guy.
  8.  Denying they fell asleep when they’re randomly caught napping.

(Reddit)