If people on Instagram become as annoying as people on Facebook, I’m going to have to go all-in on Snapchat. And I REALLY get creeped out by pictures that use face swap, so that’s a worst-case scenario.
A new survey found the 10 most obnoxious photos people post on Instagram. Check ’em out . . .
- Couples kissing or cuddling.
- Pictures that show off how good their body is.
- Vacation photos that are just there to make other people jealous.
- Any picture with friends tagged “#squadgoals.” It’s an athletic workout thing.
- A beach photo of just your legs, where they look like two hotdogs.
- The hashtag “#nofilter,” to brag about how good you look unedited.
- Pictures by the pool.
- Pictures at a music festival.
- Sunset silhouettes.
- Sightseeing photos.
Something about being behind the wheel sure makes us HATE everybody, right? Other drivers, pedestrians, people on bicycles . . . and even the family members we’re supposed to LOVE who are sitting in the car with us.
A new survey found the 10 most annoying things that passengers do when you’re driving. Check ’em out . . .
- Messing with the volume on the car stereo. (Don’t touch that dial!)
- Warning you about potentially dangerous things in the road.
- Letting out some nervous gasps.
- Commenting on how fast or slow you’re going.
- Messing with the air or heat.
- Criticizing your parking job.
- Telling you to change lanes.
- Pretending to step on the brake.
- Opening or closing the windows.
- Criticizing your route.
We found a list online of the most annoying types of Facebook friends. And it’s pretty good, because they left off the really obvious ones like the friends who post too many photos of their kids.
Here’s the top ten . . .
- The friend who always falls for fake news stories. It happens a lot right now because of the election. A lot of the political memes you see are filled with made-up facts.
- The friend who constantly endorses the lame pyramid scheme they bought into. A lot of them tend to be health and fitness related.
- The friend who changes their profile picture too much. Once or twice a month is fine, but five times a month is a little much.
- The friend who uses GoFundMe to fund everything. Like for vacations and other stuff they should pay for themselves.
- The friend who’s intentionally vague about good news. They post something like, “Just got huge news, stay tuned.” So you have no idea what they’re talking about, but you feel obligated to like it anyway.
- The friend you don’t know very well, who starts liking photos you posted five years ago. So you suddenly feel like you’re being stalked. And it’s even worse if you’re a woman and it’s a BIKINI shot from five years ago.
- The friend who has an opinion about everything. Any time you post something that’s even slightly controversial, they’re all over it.
- The friend who posts pointless hashtags. Like a photo of a sunset, with five hashtags that say things like “blessed” and “beautiful.”
- The friend who asks questions on Facebook when they could just google the answer. Like asking for restaurant suggestions instead of checking Yelp.
- The friend who invites you to events on the other side of the country. They’re just inviting everyone they know to save time.
We found a list online of annoying things you might be doing with your phone. Here are the top four . . .
- Using your speakerphone in public. Don’t make other people listen to your conversation . . . no one cares. And the same goes for playing games with the sound up, or listening to music without headphones on.
- Leaving your keyboard sound effects on. So when you send a text message, everyone around you hears it clicking while you type.
- Including too many people on a group text. Because then everyone gets a million alerts, and they have to mute their phone so it doesn’t ding or vibrate every five seconds.
- Teasing someone with a text bubble, then not sending a text. Meaning you start typing, so the bubble with three dots pops up, and the other person THINKS you’re responding . . . but then you never finish.
If you’re single on Valentine’s Day, it’s easy to get annoyed by everyone shoving it in your face all day. But even if you ARE in a relationship . . . it’s ALSO annoying to see those couples who don’t have your restraint.
A new survey found the five most annoying things about Valentine’s Day . . . voted on by both single people AND people in relationships . . .
1. Public displays of affection.
2. A flood of pictures on social media from people bragging about their relationships, the presents they got, and the flowers that showed up for them at work.
3. People talking about Valentine’s Day, how good their relationships are, and NOTHING ELSE for the entire day.
4. Seeing couples celebrating everywhere.
5. Not having a date. This applies to people in relationships too, who decided to just do something low-key for Valentine’s Day, or celebrate it on another less crowded night . . . then get jealous.