I’m not sure what guy would want to wear any of these Halloween costumes . . . I mean, they’re pretty much guaranteed to turn women off en masse. But just in case you WOULD want one, this is a public service announcement.
Here are some men’s Halloween costumes on sale RIGHT NOW that will make you look like a jackass . . .
1. “Seymore Boobs Free Mammogram.” It’s a box that goes over your head that says “Free Mammogram” and has a cutout in the shape of boobs for your face.
2. “Genie in a Lamp.” This one is an Aladdin vest and a huge magic lamp that goes around your waist . . . you know, like it’s your junk. And it says “Rub Me!” on the side.
3. “Frank the Flasher.” You’ll get a trench coat, a gray wig that looks like male pattern baldness . . . and a flesh-colored bodysuit with fake junk.
4. (Careful!) “Dr. Seymour Bush, Gynecologist.” This isn’t just a lame pun, it’s a super lazy costume . . . it’s just a white lab coat with the name embroidered on it.
5. “Adult Droopers.” You get a white granny wig, orange Hooters shorts, a cutoff shirt that says “Droopers” . . . and fake boobs hanging out.
A woman in Bainbridge, Georgia named Teresa Lashley recently sent a group text message that said her daughter-in-law was having a baby. (Bainbridge is in southern Georgia, just across the border from Tallahassee, Florida.)
But it turned out one of her friends had changed his number, and she didn’t know it. So a random guy named Denis Williams got the message instead, and texted back to let her know what happened.
But she still didn’t realize it was the wrong number at that point, and sent him a photo of her holding the baby.
And apparently he was feeling kind of invested in the whole thing by then, because he texted back to find out the name of the hospital . . . and asked if he could come by and take a PICTURE with them.
And at that point Teresa finally realized what happened, but also thought it was funny. So she sent him the room number, and Denis and his brother eventually showed up with PRESENTS.
We don’t know what the presents were, but Teresa posted a photo on Facebook of them posing with the parents. And there are also screenshots of all the text messages.
(Fox13 / Mashable)
Kanye West, left, and Kim Kardashian attend the TIME 100 Gala, celebrating the 100 most influential people in the world, at the Frederick P. Rose Hall, Time Warner Center on Tuesday, April 21, 2015, in New York. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP
We might soon be meeting SOUTH West . . . because KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST are expecting their second child. There’s no word on the due date.
The announcement was tucked into a tease at the end of the mid-season finale of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” last night. (Check it out here. It’s 30 seconds in.)
Kim’s struggle to get knocked up again has been one of the recurring themes of the show’s current season, along with BRUCE JENNER’s, you know . . . transformation.
Earlier this month, Kim said, quote, “We are trying. We try every single day. You can’t try harder than we try. It’s getting exhausting. He always says, ‘Trying for baby number 2 isn’t as fun as trying to baby number 1.'”
Today’s the day Apple FINALLY announces the new iPhone . . . so we can all finally breathe again, and for a moment all will be right with the world.
Time to put a damper on the announcement. If you get the new iPhone, your cell phone bill is probably going to shoot WAY up.
Chetan Sherma is a telecommunications analyst and consultant . . . and he says that with every new generation of iPhone, the amount of data people use doubles.
The average iPhone user goes through 1.4 gigabytes of data on their phone every month right now.
That means if you get an iPhone 6, it should jump to almost three gigabytes . . . and that’s going to be a big price jump at pretty much any cell phone carrier.
If you’re wondering how you go through that much data, it’s easy . . . streaming video takes a TON of it. Watching an hour of Netflix in HD can use a few gigabytes.
Here’s one we NEVER saw coming. According to E! Online, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are calling it quits after ten years of marriage. The announcement came on her website in a post called, “Conscious Uncoupling.”
The statement reads, “It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much, we will remain separate.”
Gwyneth and Chris go on to ask for privacy for themselves and their children – nine-year-old Apple and seven-year-old Moses – as they navigate separation and co-parenting.