Football Scores
Week 11
  • Rockport-Fulton 0 VS La Feria 0
    November 17
  • Sharyland Pioneer 0 VS Mercedes 0
    November 17
  • Brownsville Hanna 0 VS Edinburg Vela 0
    November 17
  • Brownsville Lopez 0 VS Mission Veterans Memorial 0
    November 17
  • Grulla 0 VS Pleasanton 0
    November 17
  • Weslaco East 0 VS PSJA High 0
    November 17
  • Santa Rosa 0 VS Goliad 0
    November 17
  • La Joya High 0 VS San Antonio Southwest 0
    November 17
  • Sharyland High 0 VS Brownsville Pace 0
    November 17
  • Laredo United South 0 VS McAllen Memorial 0
    November 17
  • McAllen Rowe 17 VS Laredo Alexander 42
    Final
  • Los Fresnos 34 VS Edinburg High 14
    Final
  • Edinburg North 7 VS San Benito 50
    Final

Karma? They Tried to Return Items They Bought With Counterfeit Cash . . . and Gets the Same Fake Bills Back

There’s kind of an elegant symmetry in this stupidity.

A couple went to a Victoria’s Secret in Fairfield, Connecticut on Monday and bought $780 worth of stuff using counterfeit $50 and $100 bills.  (And, I guess, a real $10 and a real $20.)

Then they went back later in the day and tried to return the items for money.  Their plan was to get back real bills . . . but it all fell apart when their fake ones were the only large bills in the register.

So when the cashier handed it to them, the woman looked at the bills and said, quote, “These are fake.”

The cashier QUICKLY figured out what happened and when she threatened to call the cops, the couple took off.

The police are investigating.

(Fairfield Citizen)