Football Scores
Week 2
  • San Benito 31 VS McAllen Memorial 7
    Final
  • Santa Gertrudis Academy 47 VS La Villa 0
    Final
  • Santa Rosa 21 VS Progreso 18
    Final
  • McAllen High 6 VS Los Fresnos 45
    Final
  • Brownsville Lopez 61 VS PSJA Memorial 7
    Final
  • Donna North 3 VS La Joya Juarez-Lincoln 31
    Final
  • Laredo Cigarroa 12 VS Sharyland Pioneer 34
    Final
  • Valley View 0 VS Rio Grande City 63
    Final
  • SA Reagan 20 VS Harlingen High 22
    Final
  • Riviera-Kaufer 47 VS Monte Alto 28
    Final
  • Port Isabel 31 VS Hidalgo 13
    Final
  • Roma 7 VS Laredo Nixon 27
    Final
  • Raymondville 35 VS Lyford 20
    Final
  • CC Veterans Memorial 55 VS La Feria 14
    Final
  • CC John Paul II 36 VS Santa Maria 14
    Final
  • CC London 49 VS Marine Military Academy 13
    Final
  • Weslaco High 20 VS Mercedes 21
    Final
  • Weslaco East 56 VS Edinburg Economedes 14
    Final
  • Edinburg Vela 34 VS Brownsville Veterans Memorial 20
    Final
  • La Joya High 0 VS Donna High 16
    Final
  • Rio Hondo 52 VS Brownsville St. Joseph 48
    Final

Karma? They Tried to Return Items They Bought With Counterfeit Cash . . . and Gets the Same Fake Bills Back

There’s kind of an elegant symmetry in this stupidity.

A couple went to a Victoria’s Secret in Fairfield, Connecticut on Monday and bought $780 worth of stuff using counterfeit $50 and $100 bills.  (And, I guess, a real $10 and a real $20.)

Then they went back later in the day and tried to return the items for money.  Their plan was to get back real bills . . . but it all fell apart when their fake ones were the only large bills in the register.

So when the cashier handed it to them, the woman looked at the bills and said, quote, “These are fake.”

The cashier QUICKLY figured out what happened and when she threatened to call the cops, the couple took off.

The police are investigating.

(Fairfield Citizen)