Sure, your unconditional love of bacon might give you heart disease . . . but it could also help you find ACTUAL love.
Oscar Mayer released a DATING app yesterday.
It’s called Sizzl, and it only matches you up with other people obsessed with BACON.
Obviously it’s a marketing ploy, but it IS an actual app.
It matches you with people based on your bacon preferences, and a ton of people are already signed up.
When you build your profile, EVERY question is about bacon.
First it asks if you prefer pork or turkey bacon . . . which should actually be a question on EVERY dating site.
Because if you say turkey, you’re un-datable.
It also asks if you like thick cut . . . smoked . . . maplewood . . . or low sodium bacon.
Then you have to say whether you like it chewy, crispy, or burnt.
And the last question asks what you’d do if you were on a date, and there was one strip of bacon left . . . would you take it, let your date have it, or share it with them? Apparently they’re expecting people to go on a lot of breakfast dates.
You can download the app at FindBaconLove.com.
So far it’s only available for iPhone users.