There are very few celebrities who are legitimate bad-asses on the level of “Machete” superstar DANNY TREJO.
When he was JUSTIN BIEBER’S age, he wasn’t throwing eggs at neighbors or peeing in mop buckets. He was DOING HARD TIME. So he’s not impressed with Justin’s shenanigans.
He says, quote, “Can you imagine going to jail and some hardened convicts ask you, ‘What are you here for, kid?’ and he goes ‘Egging my neighbor’s house.’ They would beat the [crap] out of him for wasting eggs.”
He adds, quote, “Don’t go [to prison], kid. I’m telling you, you’re not a tough guy. All of these rappers that say they got street cred that are telling you that you are tough, none of them have been to the pen either.”
Trejo also called Justin’s nighttime egg raid COWARDLY . . . quote, “If you’re going to do something, Holmes, just stand up. It don’t matter if you get your ass kicked or not. You stood up.
“But this kid is going to run into his house after doing something. He’s going to throw eggs at somebody at night.”
Then he added this CLASSIC . . . which I actually believe 100% . . . quote, “You have to be a little girl . . . actually girls are not bad. MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ could kick his ass.”