Football Scores
Week 7
  • PSJA Southwest 0 VS PSJA North 0
    October 20
  • Rio Grande City 0 VS Laredo Nixon 0
    October 20
  • Edinburg North 0 VS Edinburg Economedes 0
    October 20
  • Progreso 0 VS Raymondville 0
    October 20
  • McAllen High 0 VS La Joya Juarez-Lincoln 0
    October 20
  • Weslaco East 0 VS Harlingen High 0
    October 20
  • Santa Maria 0 VS Three Rivers 0
    October 20
  • Brownsville St. Joseph 0 VS Marine Military Academy 0
    October 20
  • Brownsville Pace 0 VS Donna North 0
    October 20
  • Grulla 0 VS Zapata 0
    October 20
  • Brownsville Rivera 0 VS Weslaco High 0
    October 20
  • Sharyland High 0 VS Sharyland Pioneer 0
    October 20
  • La Joya High 0 VS McAllen Memorial 0
    October 20
  • Monte Alto 0 VS Hebbronville 0
    October 20
  • Mercedes 0 VS Edcouch-Elsa 0
    October 20
  • Laredo Martin 0 VS Roma 0
    October 20
  • Mission High 21 VS McAllen Rowe 27
    Final
  • Harlingen South 0 VS San Benito 0
    October 19
  • Santa Gertrudis Academy 0 VS Santa Rosa 0
    October 19
  • Valley View 12 VS Laredo Cigarroa 17
    Final
  • Rio Hondo 0 VS Wes Oso 0
    October 19
  • Lyford 0 VS Bishop 0
    October 19
  • PSJA High 45 VS Edinburg High 28
    Final
  • Donna High 52 VS Brownsville Porter 14
    Final

Would You Buy $425 Jeans That Come Streaked With Fake Mud? How About Jeans That Are Totally See-Through?

It appears that jeans are evolving . . . that’s jeans spelled J-E-A-N-S, not, like, our biological genes, although they’re probably evolving too.  But that’s a tangent that’s missing the point:  Jeans are getting STUPID.

Two new types of jeans have just gone on sale and, well, judge for yourself . . .

The first ones just went on sale at Nordstrom.  They’re called the “Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans” and they come pre-streaked with lots of FAKE MUD.

That way you can look like you’ve been, quote, “getting down and dirty” without, you know, doing anything.  And how much do they cost?  $425.  Wow.

The other new jeans come from a British chain called Topshop.  And even though they call them jeans, that’s a stretch . . . because they’re not made from denim and they’re COMPLETELY SEE-THROUGH.

The description says, quote, “These out-of-the-ordinary clear plastic jeans [are] guaranteed to get people talking.”  At least they “only” cost $100.  (As of late last night, they were no longer listed on Topshop’s website.)

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