Football Scores
Week 11
  • Rockport-Fulton 0 VS La Feria 0
    November 17
  • Sharyland Pioneer 0 VS Mercedes 0
    November 17
  • Brownsville Hanna 0 VS Edinburg Vela 0
    November 17
  • Brownsville Lopez 0 VS Mission Veterans Memorial 0
    November 17
  • Grulla 0 VS Pleasanton 0
    November 17
  • Weslaco East 0 VS PSJA High 0
    November 17
  • Santa Rosa 0 VS Goliad 0
    November 17
  • La Joya High 0 VS San Antonio Southwest 0
    November 17
  • Sharyland High 0 VS Brownsville Pace 0
    November 17
  • Laredo United South 0 VS McAllen Memorial 0
    November 17
  • McAllen Rowe 17 VS Laredo Alexander 42
    Final
  • Los Fresnos 34 VS Edinburg High 14
    Final
  • Edinburg North 7 VS San Benito 50
    Final

God bless America! Here’s an average American’s day

merica
Apparently we’re a country of foul-mouthed, nose picking, gas ripping perverts.

God bless America. “Wired” magazine just did a statistical breakdown on the average American’s day.

Here are 11 weird things they found . . .

  1. We smile 20 times a day.
  2. Tell 1.65 lies.
  3. Exercise 17 minutes.
  4. Pick our nose four times.
  5. Pass gas 10 times.
  6. Watch 2.8 hours of TV.
  7. Pee four to seven times, and poop up to three times.
  8. Lose 40 to 100 strands of hair.
  9. Have 1.5 alcoholic drinks.
  10. Swear 80 times.
  11. And get engorged 11 times . . . if you’re a guy, that is.

(Wired)

 

And just for fun here’s a video that screams ‘merica