God bless America! Here’s an average American’s day

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Apparently we’re a country of foul-mouthed, nose picking, gas ripping perverts.

God bless America. “Wired” magazine just did a statistical breakdown on the average American’s day.

Here are 11 weird things they found . . .

  1. We smile 20 times a day.
  2. Tell 1.65 lies.
  3. Exercise 17 minutes.
  4. Pick our nose four times.
  5. Pass gas 10 times.
  6. Watch 2.8 hours of TV.
  7. Pee four to seven times, and poop up to three times.
  8. Lose 40 to 100 strands of hair.
  9. Have 1.5 alcoholic drinks.
  10. Swear 80 times.
  11. And get engorged 11 times . . . if you’re a guy, that is.

(Wired)

 

And just for fun here’s a video that screams ‘merica