Football Scores
Week 2
  • San Benito 31 VS McAllen Memorial 7
    Final
  • Santa Gertrudis Academy 47 VS La Villa 0
    Final
  • Santa Rosa 21 VS Progreso 18
    Final
  • McAllen High 6 VS Los Fresnos 45
    Final
  • Brownsville Lopez 61 VS PSJA Memorial 7
    Final
  • Donna North 3 VS La Joya Juarez-Lincoln 31
    Final
  • Laredo Cigarroa 12 VS Sharyland Pioneer 34
    Final
  • Valley View 0 VS Rio Grande City 63
    Final
  • SA Reagan 20 VS Harlingen High 22
    Final
  • Riviera-Kaufer 47 VS Monte Alto 28
    Final
  • Port Isabel 31 VS Hidalgo 13
    Final
  • Roma 7 VS Laredo Nixon 27
    Final
  • Raymondville 35 VS Lyford 20
    Final
  • CC Veterans Memorial 55 VS La Feria 14
    Final
  • CC John Paul II 36 VS Santa Maria 14
    Final
  • CC London 49 VS Marine Military Academy 13
    Final
  • Weslaco High 20 VS Mercedes 21
    Final
  • Weslaco East 56 VS Edinburg Economedes 14
    Final
  • Edinburg Vela 34 VS Brownsville Veterans Memorial 20
    Final
  • La Joya High 0 VS Donna High 16
    Final
  • Rio Hondo 52 VS Brownsville St. Joseph 48
    Final

25 Odd Jobs That Celebrities Had Before They Were Famous

The “New York Post” has compiled a list of jobs that celebrities supposedly had before they were famous.

Some of them are fairly well known in pop culture, like that ANGELINA JOLIE working as a funeral director.  And some of them aren’t 100% accurate . . . like the fact that Angelina Jolie DIDN’T actually work as a funeral director, she just SAID that was one of her backup plans if the acting thing didn’t work out.

So, take these for what they are.  Here are 25 highlights. . .

  1.   Wyclef Jean was a gypsy cab driver.  Kids, that’s like an old-school Uber
  2.   Nicole Kidman was a massage therapist in Australia.
  3.   Jennifer Aniston was a bike messenger and a waitress.
  4.   Julia Roberts was a Baskin-Robbins ice-cream scooper.
  5.   Beyoncé used to sweep up hair at her mother’s salon.
  6.   Demi Moore was a debt collector.
  7.   Meryl Streep was a high school cheerleader.  Rumor has it she was also nominated for Homecoming Queen every year, whether she deserved it or not.  (???)
  8.   Bill Murray used to sell chestnuts outside a Chicago grocery store.
  9.   Gwen Stefani mopped floors at a Dairy Queen in Southern California.
  10.   Matthew McConaughey cleaned chicken coops.
  11.   Martha Stewart used to baby-sit Mickey Mantle’s four boys.
  12.   Rod Stewart was a soccer player.
  13.   Whoopi Goldberg worked in a mortuary, making up dead people’s faces.
  14.   Elvis Costello worked at a bank as a data entry clerk.
  15.   Jay-Z was a drug dealer.
  16.   Morgan Freeman was a “radar technician” for the U.S. Air Force.
  17.   Eddie Vedder worked nights as a hotel security guard.
  18.   Channing Tatum was a male stripper, obviously.
  19.   Patrick Dempsey was a juggler.
  20.   Victoria Beckham appeared on a BBC sex-education show.
  21.   Ozzy Osbourne worked a daily 9-to-5 in a slaughterhouse.
  22.   Mick Jagger was a porter in a mental hospital.
  23.   Mark Wahlberg modeled Calvin Klein BVDs, as EVERYONE knows by now.
  24.   Cyndi Lauper was a pop singer known for songs like “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” and “Time After Time”.  Oh, wait!  That was her famous period.  So let’s see . . . before that she cleaned the cages at a dog-kennel.
  25.   Keith Richards was a ball boy in a tennis club.

(Jedis:  At this point, maybe you can add in a job that YOU used to do . . . before scoring your glamorous job in radio.)

 

 

(For the whole list, hit up PageSix.com.)